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[The first thing you notice is snow. It's everywhere, and boy, is it ever cold. There's a five inch deep layer covering the ground, and it's still falling in huge, tennis ball-sized clumps.]
[In the distance, you can just make out a door; it sparkles pretty, winking like a gemstone catching the light. On the ground halfway between you and said door, half buried in the snow, are three large, shivering, super sad plush toys … of three team animals?? Yours, Tiamat's, and Takshaka's. By your feet is a warm, snuggly blanket.]
[Isabel's voice echoes from above:] Your first task is BLANKETFIC! Tee hee. But your blanket can only fit around two of the toys—one of them is going to have to be left out in the cold. What do you do?
[In the distance, you can just make out a door; it sparkles pretty, winking like a gemstone catching the light. On the ground halfway between you and said door, half buried in the snow, are three large, shivering, super sad plush toys … of three team animals?? Yours, Tiamat's, and Takshaka's. By your feet is a warm, snuggly blanket.]
[Isabel's voice echoes from above:] Your first task is BLANKETFIC! Tee hee. But your blanket can only fit around two of the toys—one of them is going to have to be left out in the cold. What do you do?
Edited 2014-09-13 06:29 (UTC)
[Did somebody just dump an entire pool of iced water over your head? Well, no, not literally, but the sudden onslaught of OH SO COLD might leave you wondering. Better get warm … and the only way to do that is through enthusiastic physical with a side of verbal affection.]
Edited 2014-09-13 18:05 (UTC)
[You step through the sparkling door, and find yourself in an equally sparkling cavern. It's warm in here, though not so warm that it dispels the chill you may still be feeling from the snow plains. In a circle of torch like are twelve team colored treasure chests: only yours is open, and it contains 11 beautiful crystals.
But you may be paying more attention to the bigass hot pink dragon lounging on an outcropping high above. It's hard to tell in the faint, flickering light, but there's something weird about its scales … is that … is that gummy candy?
Isabel's voice once again echoes from above:]
You made it! Whoo, whoo! Now it's time for Isabel's Dragon Challenge. It's, like, super easy, don't worry! Every team starts this round with eleven gemstones, see? What you've gotta do is steal one or two from the other teams. Just tap the teams' chest and say how many you're gonna steal—you can steal once from two different teams, twice from the same team, just plain ol' once, or not at all!
The three teams with the lowest score are dragon chow, bwahahaha! Seriously though don't worry they'll be, like, just fine, you know.
… and, uh, if you all end with eleven, that counts as everybody losing, 'kay?
But you may be paying more attention to the bigass hot pink dragon lounging on an outcropping high above. It's hard to tell in the faint, flickering light, but there's something weird about its scales … is that … is that gummy candy?
Isabel's voice once again echoes from above:]
You made it! Whoo, whoo! Now it's time for Isabel's Dragon Challenge. It's, like, super easy, don't worry! Every team starts this round with eleven gemstones, see? What you've gotta do is steal one or two from the other teams. Just tap the teams' chest and say how many you're gonna steal—you can steal once from two different teams, twice from the same team, just plain ol' once, or not at all!
The three teams with the lowest score are dragon chow, bwahahaha! Seriously though don't worry they'll be, like, just fine, you know.
… and, uh, if you all end with eleven, that counts as everybody losing, 'kay?
[Out of nowhere, a HUGE GLOB of ketchup slops down all over everyone. You now smell delicious, and feel the irresistible compulsion to add "in bed with a rope," or "except in bed" to the end of every other sentence.
It looks like you're welcome to move on now, though—there's another door up ahead.]
It looks like you're welcome to move on now, though—there's another door up ahead.]
Edited 2014-09-13 19:26 (UTC)
[This time you find yourself stepping into a classroom! It's very bland, very typical … there are lots of textbooks, ranging from "Boringness 101" or "Lamestacular Lecture 5000" to "HECK YEAH GIANT LIZARDS" or "Tip Top Makeup Tips!" There's also a whiteboard and pen at the front of the class.]
[Isabel speaks up:]
School is ssssoooo boring, right? Let's spice things up by spreading some rumors about the other teams!
So, like, all you've gotta do is write down the rumors you wanna spread and who they're about, and good ol' Isabel will take care of the rest! You can spread up to three, and I guess if you wanna be super whoa they could all be about the same team …
[Isabel speaks up:]
School is ssssoooo boring, right? Let's spice things up by spreading some rumors about the other teams!
So, like, all you've gotta do is write down the rumors you wanna spread and who they're about, and good ol' Isabel will take care of the rest! You can spread up to three, and I guess if you wanna be super whoa they could all be about the same team …
[There's a PUFF of glittering smoke, and suddenly you find that you've been … turned into a talking version of your team animal?? There are words floating over your head:
Liter is a mass-murdering Titan jerk.
Ometotchtli is full of badasses.
After you've had a moment to gawk, a door at the other side of the room springs open. Engame awaits.]
Liter is a mass-murdering Titan jerk.
Ometotchtli is full of badasses.
After you've had a moment to gawk, a door at the other side of the room springs open. Engame awaits.]
Edited 2014-09-13 20:39 (UTC)
[ WE'RE HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH EITHER OF THOSE TEAMS ]
We will put Tiamat and Takshaka together.
We will put Tiamat and Takshaka together.
It's not an issue. This game seems terribly arbitrary, at any rate.
Some have had some semblance of skill or strategy. Or, they are based on knowing well enough what the echo likes.
This is none of those.
This is none of those.
Edited 2014-09-13 19:15 (UTC)
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