soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-10-25 05:07 pm

DAWON+RATATOSKR(+CALICO) VS OMETOTCHTLI+HENWEN(+JACK PANTHER)

[You are whisked away to a small, dark crypt. Torches flicker on the cobweb-covered walls and a mysterious stone altar stands in the center of the room. There are two holes carved into the top of the altar: one is empty, and in the other stands a rod with a team-colored flag attached. Lined up in front of the flag are guns for every member of your team, but you all know instinctively that they're harmless. Hanging on the wall behind the altar is a parchment with the instructions of the game.]
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Do we have the dragon here? Make him guard something.
wherethewildthingsare: (SLAB SQUATHRUST)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-10-26 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's just me, sorry to break it to you.
lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, shit. This is a Halloween-y game, we'll stick you in a dragon onesie and you can guard the place.
secretofthefox: (curious)

Re: RATAWON CRYPT

[personal profile] secretofthefox 2014-10-26 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[and no Fiere. again. he's getting really tired of games that lock powers, sigh]

Well, this looks fun.
wherethewildthingsare: (DIRK HARDPEC)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-10-26 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't remember using a gun, so I guess I can guard the flag.
seacat: (awkward ❀ an end has a start)

Re: RATAWON CRYPT

[personal profile] seacat 2014-10-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of a creepy set-up though, ahaha...
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. You just fucking hold the trigger and spray the string.

[ HOW STUPID ARE YOU. ]
Edited 2014-10-26 01:07 (UTC)
trailofblood: (pic#8280982)

[personal profile] trailofblood 2014-10-26 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[welp, arms himself]

So we just gotta protect our flag an' get theirs, huh. . .
wherethewildthingsare: (PORK OTHERWHITEMEAT)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-10-26 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on a team with a dragon and a fucking knight-princess, I'm assuming other people have sniper skills and shit!
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-10-26 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should hide the flag somewhere else.
secretofthefox: (calm)

Re: RATAWON CRYPT

[personal profile] secretofthefox 2014-10-26 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but it's kinda cool at the same time, y'know? Gives it personality.
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, stay here and be the meatshield then. I use a sword, not firearms, but I'm American. It's in our blood.
lifehacker: (Now here comes the wiener!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're going to be heading out on the hunt.
wherethewildthingsare: (HAMMER SQUATTHRUST)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-10-26 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's a country, I assume.
trailofblood: (pic#7106338)

[personal profile] trailofblood 2014-10-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, might not be a bad idea. 'Cept we'd still have to make sure an' defend it.
footwork: (18)

Re: RATAWON CRYPT

[personal profile] footwork 2014-10-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeh, cool! This is better than I expected.

[ being so short might actually be an advantage for sneaking around, thank ]
seacat: (uncomfortable ❀ sugar we're going down)

Re: RATAWON CRYPT

[personal profile] seacat 2014-10-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I guess...although maybe some personality is a little much!
wherethewildthingsare: (DIRK HARDPEC)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-10-26 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we should hide it, defend it, or carry it with one of us.

All of them got downsides.
secretofthefox: (cheerful)

Re: RATAWON CRYPT

[personal profile] secretofthefox 2014-10-26 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Better than something actually dangerous, right?
lifehacker: (I've done some stupid shit in my life)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Land of the free, home of capitalist pigs and the morbidly obese.
trailofblood: (pic#8281242)

[personal profile] trailofblood 2014-10-26 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
We can also win if we take 'em all out, yeah? Sounds simple enough.
lifehacker: (start rubbing your nipples at him)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-26 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, you're playing more my style. Let's party.

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