OMETOTCHTLI

[soulping]

[You can discuss your answers with your team privately around your team's podium! As long as you're there, no one can overhear you. . . and although you can see the other teams conversing, you can't hear their conversations, either]

Comments

[lucciola]

. . . I believe I know what I would rather choose.

[foulhussy]

Yeah? I wanna be a bird.

[lucciola]

That would be my choice as well. I would not want to be confined to the ground.

[foulhussy]

Yeah. I can already jump really good, but flying would be the shit.

[alaspoorme]

Birds is more specific too. I mean, four legged mammal could be anything. It could be a mouse, or an elephant, or a fucking unicorn for all we know.

[lucciola]

That is true. But I already enjoy flying, so I would choose bird regardless.

[foulhussy]

Right. Bird it is. We can shit on all the assholes still stuck on the ground.

[alaspoorme]

If we got something hardcore like an eagle, that would be amazing.

[lucciola]

Aah.

So I suppose we should push the button for bird, then?

[alaspoorme]

I'm okay with that.

round 2

[alaspoorme]

...uh, gross.

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

I wanna say 'neither', but that's not how this shit works.

Re: round 2

[lucciola]

... yeah. I...

[just, no]

It is choosing between two equally bad things.

Re: round 2

[foulhussy]

Shit, I think I'd rather go with the fucking octopus.

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

And after that Alfred Hitchcock nightmare out there, I know what'll happen if we get it wrong. Jesus, the animal question was way better.

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

I'm not crazy about making out with zombies either, but now I'm wondering what the hell it might do with all those tentacles, if it gets too into it.

Re: round 2

[foulhussy]

...They wouldn't fucking do that. Would they?

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

I've been here for like, three days. You tell me.

Re: round 2

[lucciola]

Who?

Re: round 2

[foulhussy]

...Fuck. Well, if it tries anything, we kill it, the end.

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

Famous film director. He made an insane film about killer birds once. It's kind of old though so don't worry about it.

Sooo... zombie versus octopus.

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

Just don't let it latch onto your face.

Re: round 2

[lucciola]

Ah...



... I. Do not think I have a preference. But. Perhaps the octopus. I do not believe a zombie is sanitary.

Re: round 2

[alaspoorme]

I am all for choosing the option that doesn't involve kissing a dead guy.

Re: round 2

[lucciola]

[n-nods]

Yes. Let us just go with that.