HENWEN

[soulping]

[You suddenly find yourselves standing at the beginning of a large hedge maze, one with walls that extend so far above your head you're not quite certain where they end. There is no entrance behind you, and the bushes are so thick and full of thorns that attempting to crawl through them will result in numerous scratches]

[There is no way to go but forward]

Comments

ROUND ONE

[soulping]

[On your right you find a large, wooden shelf with twelve jars sitting on top of it]

- A jar of rat tails
- A jar of tiger eyes
- A jar of rabbit feet
- A jar of dragon hearts
- A jar of snake tongues
- A jar of horse stomachs
- A jar of goat horns
- A jar of monkey fingers
- A jar of rooster claws
- A jar of pig ears

[Each jar is clearly labeled, and the contents are exactly what the labels purport them to be. Choose three!]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

DECISION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

.... Wait, are these...?

Re: DISCUSSION

[letstalk]

I don't get it...

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

Disgusting.

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

They definitely are... What should we take?

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

Feet, hearts, and stomachs are the biggest, I think...

Re: DISCUSSION

[fairhands]

...One for almosssst every team.

Not ominoussss at all.

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

You think we'll be fucking them over if we pick their animal?

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

Won't goat horns be bigger than rabbit feet?

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

I'm worried...

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

[frowns]

Maybe? But maybe we're thinking about this the wrong way. If these all represent teams... Maybe we should leave the ones that represent teams we don't want to hurt.

Re: DISCUSSION

[letstalk]

I don't like it...

Re: DISCUSSION

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Carrying his head around.]

I'm hoping it's symbolic.

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

But I don't want to hurt any of...

[...

looks around]

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

Yeah, I know, but we might not have a choice.

I'm here. You just can't see me.

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

There's always a choice.

[WAVES HAND AROUND???]

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

In case it's not, we should leave the teams we really don't want to hurt alone.

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

So what's your idea? You want to be stuck like that, you want everyone else to be stuck the way they are?

[she'll feel a cold spot where her hand passes through]

Don't do that, that's weird.

Re: DISCUSSION

[wherethewildthingsare]

...I think we should take the Hearts, Stomachs and Eyes.

[He really doesn't like that cause there's a non-zero chance of hurting someone he likes, but..]

They seem like the most.. severe.

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

Not the hearts. Stomachs and eyes are fine.

Re: DISCUSSION

[foxpas]

Sorry.

[withdraws hand]

I don't want that at all. There's gotta be another option, right?

Re: DISCUSSION

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Hrh...]

The feet, then.

Re: DISCUSSION

[robitussin]

Yeah? What's your idea, then?