soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-05-09 10:15 pm

EPONA

Years ago, you recieved a charter from the United Empire, and were officially made a member of the newly christened Trade Company! Your goal was to seek fortune wherever it may be found in this strange land...of course, through force of arms, if the natives failed to cooperate.

But now things are different. You no longer work for the Empire, but for your homeland of Al-Andalus -- and to a lesser extent, the people you've come to associate here in Jambudvipa. Your food-guns at the ready, you are prepared to make a fortune and take a slice of these lands for your country -- or even yourself.

You walk in the light of the Devas, the natural spirits of this land. You are a friend to them, praying at their shrines and donating for their upkeep, always paying them the proper respects they deserve.

Your job now is to spread their light across all Jambudvipa, and to bring an everlasting peace beneath their rule!
feytality: Never enough stupid jokes about Edgeworth walking (EDGEWORTH CAN WALK?!!?!)

Re: START

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! The food-guns are back!
sweatypalms: (FEEL LUCKY PUNK???)

Re: START

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ who cares about that

HE'S SO




JEALOUS.
]

Who the hell is 'Pousan'?!
feytality: feed me and you might live (might be plotting your murder)

Re: START

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
A real diva, according to this game!

[???????]

[Who cares about your butthurt]
sweatypalms: (quality)

Re: START

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the only real spirit here!!

[ HUMPH!!!!! ]

This is stupid.
feytality: (oh he diiiiiidn't girlfrien)

Re: START

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, duh, it's a game.....

Are you really that eager to get evil Echoes to name their characters after you?
sweatypalms: (like is this a date??)

Re: START

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
...No... but--

[ but. BUT.

LOOK AT THIS SHRINE.
]


...whatever. We've gotta pick a direction.
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

Re: START

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably full of cursed gold or something!

[Gosh, stop whining]

Why don't we go to the village?
dirtdevil: (a subscription to Men's Fitness)

Re: START

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-05-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, let's move away from the shrines since he's so sensitive about them.
sweatypalms: dressed like a slightly less frightening nightmare. ('Cause darling I'm a nightmare)

Re: START

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever!
feytality: I still got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

Re: START

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
To the village! So we don't offend Yato's delicate sensibilities!
sweatypalms: (Enjoy your circle jerlk)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Do we need to visit a healer?
feytality: feed me and you might live (might be plotting your murder)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
We could go say hi! Who knows, they might come in handy.
sweatypalms: Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it. (I really don't want to get drunk alone)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

But we've gotta focus on our goal, right.
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
...Being awesome?!
sweatypalms: (gods don't shit)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's what I am naturally!
feytality: Or the face she makes when she thinks she's being clever (HON HON HON CLEVER FACE)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, that's me. We've still gotta work on you....

And I guess we gotta spread the word of these diva guys.
sweatypalms: (A ring of cocaine will protect you.)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
So... go talk to 'em.

[ to the villagers, or whoever.

BUT CAN YATO BRING HIMSELF TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE DIVA GUYS?
]
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[FIND OUT THIS EVENING, AS AS THE PONY TURNS....]

You come with me! Be my diva wingman!

[BUT TO THE VILLAGE??? EXPLORING TIME??]
Edited 2015-05-10 07:15 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (shutting the fuck up)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-05-10 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell are we even supposed to say about them?
feytality: Maya in the HIZZOUSE (what's up bitches)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] feytality 2015-05-10 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
That they're awesome and god-like and not sweaty at all?
sweatypalms: (i just realized I AM THE ADULT here!!)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-05-10 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
HEY!
dirtdevil: (the homosexual agenda)

Re: MEERUT

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-05-10 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
So the opposite of this guy.

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