sweatypalms: solid grocery store trip (condoms and ice cream)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ WRITING GAMES ARE HIS SPECIALTY ]

Ooh, ooh! I've got this!
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Really? What do you think we should do?
sweatypalms: (gods don't shit)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Establish a setting first, of course.

[ thinks for .02 seconds ]

A girls' locker room!
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
W-What?! No way!

[THROWS A PEACH AT HIM]
sweatypalms: (back away slowly)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ BONK ]

OW, HEY! What's your problem??
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be weird! Let's pick somewhere normal.
sweatypalms: by which I mean my own sexy self (I thank god)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Fine!





The girls' bathroom~
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[BRANDISHES PEACH]
sweatypalms: (i m single man looking for gf)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ FLINCHES ]

The boys' bathroom?!
barehands: (pic#8505607)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why does it have to be a bathroom? It could be somewhere, like, really cool.
sweatypalms: (Enjoy your circle jerlk)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ impossible. ]

Yeah, like what?
barehands: (pic#9156527)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Like, somewhere exciting! Paris, or some really nice beach, or something like that.
sweatypalms: (YOU WILL BE MADE VERY HAPPY)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's boring...

What about inside a volcano! Or outer space!!
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Let's do the volcano! Then the bad guy could be someone who's trying to throw the hero into a volcano or something.
sweatypalms: (literally Jesus Christ)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
A volcano in space~!

The hero is a super awesome and handsome god!!
Edited 2015-06-24 01:43 (UTC)
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
A volcano in space makes no sense...
sweatypalms: have given 9 people diarrhea (proud to say that my selfies)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's a story! Don't over-think it!
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
They still have to make sense! Let's just do the volcano, and your god idea, and, um... I guess someone who has really bad luck is the only person who would want to kill a god. So they can be the villain, and the object can be a car!
sweatypalms: for average sex (Looking for an average guy)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-06-24 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, sure.
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
So we just gotta pick a quote and we'll be good.
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Re: TURN IN

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Setting: A volcano
Hero: A god
Villain: Someone with really bad luck
Object: A car
Quote: "I've been waiting for you."
barehands: (pic#9156513)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
...What's a sodomite?
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Thank you. Um, what country is that in?
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Re: TURN IN

[personal profile] barehands 2015-06-24 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[POL IS OUT AND ASKED ME TO SOLO so]

Once upon a time there was this big, beautiful island floating in the sky called Sodom! The Sodomites were nice, friendly people, but they loved competition. Every year they would have this big tournament that everyone would fight in giant robots. The person who won would get the title of Strongest Among the Heavens. Everyone on the island had that dream, but there was one knight who was more determined than the rest. His name was Paul, and he was the bravest of all the Sodomites. He'd been training all his life to win the tournament, but there was another boy named David who was really jealous of Paul and how great he was. David bullied him all the time, saying stuff like "your ass is mine!" and pushing him around.

They started to fight, but David found a way to start freezing the arena so Paul's robot couldn't move. David couldn't control it as well as he thought he could, though, so frost began to overtake the entire island! If it wasn't bad enough that everyone could freeze to death, the island started to sink under all the extra weight. So, Paul and David had to team up to fix what David had started. Because they had to work together to save everyone, David started to see that he had been really unfair, and Paul began to see that David was just jealous because he felt really insecure. They found a way to unfreeze the island and they became best friends, and then all the Sodomites had a big celebration together!