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[you’re finally ushered off into doors that appear in the roots of Otto’s tree, leading to a small room with enough chairs for your team. There’s a large, cardboard box in the center of the table, with a small, leather bag full of gold coins next to it.

There’s some suspicious chirping coming from inside the box, however! Peeking inside, you’ll find a baby bird . . . on fire? Feel free to take it out and play with it, though! It’s fire won’t burn you.

Otto’s voice echoes into the room, sounding bored]

I’ve left a friend in your care today. Let’s see how well you manage.

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Bird Seed: 5 coins
Worms: 10 coins
Insects: 10 coins
Water: 10 coins
Milk: 15 coins

Straw: 5 coins
Cloth: 5 coins
Sticks: 5 coins
Growth Syringe: 25 coins

Bird's name:
Items purchased:
Roll: Please roll a 6 sided dice!

Well... alright then. [ He's waving at the bird but touching it is probably a bad idea for a hologram. ] 'Sup, dude.

Bird's name: Dark Lord or Lady O'Badass Asskicker the Fifth of Blue Team
Items purchased: worms and cloth
Roll: 3

Edited 2015-08-20 00:40 (UTC)

[your baby bird has grown, it's feathers growing out into a beautiful mix of red and orange feathers! It gives a stronger chirp as it spreads its wings, stretching out.

You rolled a three, and . . . oh dear! It seems that there was something bad in your last purchase, because your bird has come down with a terrible case of food poisoning! It loses 10hp, but will recover by the start of the next round.

An additional item has been added to the menu: Mice: 15 coins]

BIRD HP: 25

Edited 2015-08-20 00:59 (UTC)

[ Alright but he's like half concerned about it being poisoned and five other halves wondering if he can make it blue. ]

[Guess who's here late.

...And maybe proceeding to beeline straight for the baby phoenix to give it scritches. Because fire bird.]

He's so awesome~

[your baby bird has grown, it's feathers growing out into a beautiful mix of red and orange feathers! It gives a stronger chirp as it spreads its wings, stretching out. It's almost too big to fit into your hand now!

It's also recovered from the last round!

You rolled a two, which means . . . nothing! Your bird remains strong and healthy!

An additional item has been added to the menu: Small bird: 25 coins]

BIRD HP: 35

Edited 2015-08-20 01:48 (UTC)

Right? Uh... I hope you like the name. Meet Dark Lord or Lady O'Badass Asskicker the Fifth of Blue Team!

[...pffft that sounds like exactly the kind of name you'd pick ^^]

Haha, I like it! It's fitting!

[ GOOD ON YOU MAN. ]

Alright, since I went before, you can pick what to buy for it this time.

Hmm... Sticks to feed the fire? And maybe some insects.

Works for me.

COURTESY OF SOL

Bird's name: Dark Lord or Lady O'Badass Asskicker the Fifth of Blue Team
Items purchased: Sticks, insects
Roll: 2

[your baby bird has grown, it's feathers growing out into a beautiful mix of red and orange feathers! It gives a stronger chirp as it spreads its wings, stretching out. It's almost too big for the box now!

You rolled a two, which means . . . nothing! Your bird remains strong and healthy!]

BIRD HP: 50

Edited 2015-08-20 02:31 (UTC)

[:D :D :D

...He might be offering to let the bird nest on his head now.]

[ cute. ]

Think we should go with the mice?

[Super cute, especially with his mop of hair that... is probably getting on the long side let's be real here.]

That could be good. Birds eat mice, right?

I... no idea. Probably. Should we get anything else?

Hmm...

Maybe some bird seed in case he doesn't like the mice? I dunno.

Alright, let's hope he likes it.

Bird's name: Dark Lord or Lady O'Badass Asskicker the Fifth of Blue Team
Items purchased: Mice, seeds
Roll: 2

[your bird is no longer a baby; it's too big for you to hold, too big for it's box - but it's not there quite yet. How can you tell? Because your phoenix is squawking excitedly at you, trying to say as much, of course!

You roll a four, which means . . . nothing! Your bird remains strong and healthy!

BIRD HP: 75

Edited 2015-08-20 03:22 (UTC)

[petting the bird happily]

You're growing up really well~

I still think it'd look better in blue.

Blue fire, huh... Wonder if there's something copper-ish he could eat.

Not that there's anything like that on this list, but.

[ . . . he's looking anyway. ]

Any suggestions for buys?

[taking stock of the 25 coins we've got, if my calculations are right]

Hmm... We could get him a little bird friend? Unless you want to make the last round the biggest.

[ .......... ]

Uhhhh. Nope, a bird friend is fine.

[ It's going to eat the bird, isn't it. ]

[Sol is an optimist at heart okay .-. and also a derp]

Cool!

But seriously though, you should see what you can do with some fire and a little cupric chloride.

Bird's name: Dark Lord or Lady O'Badass Asskicker the Fifth of Blue Team
(or Lord O'Badass)
Items purchased: a little bird friend :3
Roll: 4

[ It's nerdy but he's interested.......... fuck science. ]

Alright, consider that noted.

[:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D]

Think the Echo'd let us keep him after the game? I don't think Fiere'd get jealous.

Maybe, might need a quest though. [ He's rubbing his chin, contemplating the bird. ]

I'd be up for a quest for Lord O'Badass if you are.

[but looking over the list again, we have 15 coins...]

Sure, why not. Guess we should use the rest of our money, huh. Worms?

Sure. And some more sticks, too?

Yeah, works for me.

Bird's name: Dark Lord or Lady O'Badass Asskicker the Fifth of Blue Team
Items purchased: worms and sticks
Roll: 1

[you rolled a one, which means . . . well, it came down with one last cold. It loses no hp, but otherwise . . .

Your bird gives one more, excited squawk before it . . . bursts into flames, raining ash all over the floor and the table. Wait, what?

You may proceed to end game]

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