HENWEN

[soulping]

[ You're still at the campsite, but every other team has vanished? Huh.

There is now a whiteboard and a marker on a stump in front of you. ]

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ROUND 1 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 1 DRAW

[fairhands]

Do you want to try answering all three?

Re: ROUND 1 DRAW

[wherethewildthingsare]

I do.

ANSWER

[fairhands]

3 questions.

ROUND 1

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: How come space is expanding faster than light but no object in it can go faster than light according to Einsteinium physics?

QUESTION TWO: How do you measure "love"?

QUESTION THREE: Is there a pill that'll make me gay?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWER

[soulping]

boop

Re: ROUND 1

[fairhands]

...I have no idea what the first question even means.

Re: ROUND 1

[wherethewildthingsare]

...Uh.

I kinda.. do...

Leave it to me? I guess?

Re: ROUND 1

[fairhands]

I don't exactly have much of a choice...

How about the other two questions?

Re: ROUND 1

[wherethewildthingsare]

...

Well, I guess the best way to measure love would be.....their heartbeat?

...And I don't think the last one exists, no.

Re: ROUND 1

[fairhands]

The last one is a patently ridiculous question, anyway.

...What, you mean like pressing your ear against their chest and listening to their heartbeat?

Re: ROUND 1

[wherethewildthingsare]

Well, there are little things you can put on that measures how fast a heart is beating..

Re: ROUND 1

[fairhands]

...I suppose being in love does make the heart flutter.

Re: ROUND 1

[wherethewildthingsare]

Exactly.

Re: ROUND 1

[fairhands]

...So we'll go with your answers, this time.

Re: ROUND 1

[wherethewildthingsare]

Alright..

[oh god.]

Re: ANSWERS

[wherethewildthingsare]

UH...

Question One: Because uh..that's only for matter? And space isn't matter, right?

Question Two: By how fast someone's heart beats?

Question Three: No, that's silly.

ROUND 2 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ANSWERS

[soulping]

RESULT: Almost everything that's said makes you laugh uncontrollably.

It kind of hurts.

Draw for your next round!

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[wherethewildthingsare]

Three?

...Threehehehehe

[And here comes the howling.]

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[fairhands]

Hehehe, three...it is...

[ He's trying to stop laughing but he can't ]

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[fairhands]

3 questions!

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: i went on a to a constuctin site today, and i stayed there for a long time. And when i got out, i later saw that my hat had gotten really dirty and was covered with dust. its my favorite hat, so i was wondering i could get it cleaned up (without putting it in the washing machine..obviously)

QUESTION TWO: Does death scare you very much?

QUESTION THREE: My computer, is on fire, right now, as I type, WWHAT SHOULD I DO...it's burning my hands!!!!?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[soulping]

boop