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Right? And no shortcuts we have to land on either. It's not a bad day to be us.
[now that he's rolled...]
Do you know any songs?
Do you know any songs?
Of course.
Do you mind cheesy sitcom openings?
Do you mind cheesy sitcom openings?
Nope. All I've got is Happy Birthday, so I'm sure whatever you do will be better than that.
[Hugh Jackman-level vocal chords aside.]
[Hugh Jackman-level vocal chords aside.]
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
[Which is to say, Pearl totally just did the thing.]
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
[Which is to say, Pearl totally just did the thing.]
[listening with some level of amusement.]
Wow, that's a whole story.
Wow, that's a whole story.
Yeah--it's pretty much the best TV opening in all of...
Well, ever?
Well, ever?
I'll have to take your word on that. All I know about is what Maya's got in her collection.
[...well.]
[I'll take it, it'd go to another blue.]
[I'll take it, it'd go to another blue.]
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