soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2016-02-06 04:56 pm

EPONA

[The team room resembles a huge autoshop with comfortable seating areas. The very basic body of a car is there, as well as machinery that operates on it on command and a large touchscreen hooked up to a machine that will instantly produce any decorative accessories the team designs. use this for inspiration if you must.

[Turn in is due by 4:00 PM EST on Sunday! But you can do it anytime before.]
feytality: This icon sums up her entire existence (#Maya)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Three foot tall, glittering, tea-smelling Maya up on her tiptoes to reach that touchscreen and start designing a HOVERING CAR OF AWESOME]

[business as usual]
sweatypalms: (for your very much wish-fulfillment)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ PUSHES HER OUT OF THE WAY ]

I KNOW--!!
feytality: I'm serious i'm about to go angry hamster all up in your face (don't make me puff my cheeks at you)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[rude]

--Hey! Wait your turn!
sweatypalms: (BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-06 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's my turn now, shorty!

[ TOUCHING ALL OVER THE TOUCHSCREEN, HE TOTALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING ]
feytality: THOSE ARE SOME SUPER PUFFED CHEEKS (Don't fuck with the anger hamsterface)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[gonna climb up his sweaty tracksuit]

Your ideas all suck! You're gonna make us lose!
sweatypalms: (Obama literally just cock blocked me)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-06 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ already making:

CAPYMOBILE
]

Whaaaat! No way, my ideas are amazing!!
feytality: (YOUR FACE IS PROBLEMATIC)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
When has anything YOU'VE ever done won us a game?!

[SHOVES AT HIS LEGS]
sweatypalms: (generally in everyone's way)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-06 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
P-PLENTY OF TIMES!

[ HUGGING THE SCREEN WITH HIS WHOLE BODY NOOOOO ]
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Name one!
sweatypalms: (J'ACCUSE)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-06 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummm.

...

Too many to list--!

[ wraps his arm around the screen like he's trying to block her from seeing what he's doing, and resumes making this CAPYMOBILE.

STOP ASKING HIM SILLY QUESTIONS.
]
feytality: This isn't a joke, this is reality (You fail at life Nick)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Name.

One.

[Pulls on his pant leg]
sweatypalms: (please don't unfollow me)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-06 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The one with the, y'know--!

I'm busy, stop interrupting!!
feytality: (Cool story bro)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-06 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[kicks his shin]
sweatypalms: if you're brave enough (anything is a dildo)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll show you in a sec! It's the best idea ever, trust me!
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, but I get to change it all if it's terrible!

[AND IT WILL BE]
sweatypalms: with an unmeasurable amount of sexapeal (Tall drink of water)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
It won't be!

[ after a minute or two, he presents to her:

his fat, bright yellow and blue kart with the giant Capyper face in the front, and a big pointy crown on its head.

surely Star is in awe.
]

There!!
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 1 AND A HALF)

1/???

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Well]
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 1 AND A HALF)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[uh.]
feytality: all purpose Yato or Okita icon tbh (Why do you EXIST)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[.......]

[She sure is in awe...]
feytality: all purpose Yato or Okita icon tbh (Why do you EXIST)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[of how terrible it is]

Um....
feytality: (oh he diiiiiidn't girlfrien)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Can I, uh, take a closer look....?
sweatypalms: so you would think I smell pretty (I Febrezed myself in the bathroom)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're too short to appreciate it fully down there!

[ steps aside~ ]

--Don't mess it up!!
feytality: (Cool story bro)

1/2

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[why so many short jokes]
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[pulls the tablet down a bit and]

[....starts drawing over it....]
sweatypalms: (i resemble that remark)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
--WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

[ BETRAYALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ]
feytality: I still got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
We need to win! Why don't you pick out attacks for us or something while I fix this?

[she's starting to draw a racecar that looks like a wolf]
sweatypalms: (NO REFUNDS)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey--! Why's it a dog?
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a wolf, because wolves are awesome! We can make it black and blue!

[JUST LIKE YOU ARE ALL THE TIME]
sweatypalms: (i savor the rapturous caress of reddit)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We're the horse team, dummy!

[ or the capybara team, THAT'S LEGIT, OKAY. ]
feytality: Or the face she makes when she thinks she's being clever (HON HON HON CLEVER FACE)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Blade was a wolf, and so am I!

Besides.... we've got lots of horsepower.
sweatypalms: if you're brave enough (anything is a dildo)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2016-02-07 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So what, you're not a wolf now!

Barghest can make a dog! We've gotta make it look like Epona's!

[ HIS IDEA ALL ALONG ]
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-02-07 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always a wolf! I'm very cool!

[siiigh]

Fine, let's do a cool horse and put your cappy stuff on the inside, or something.