TIAMAT

[soulping]

[ You're led through the TV into a...2-D looking world! You're in the middle of a giant-but-empty house, although don't worry! If you wander outside, you'll see that there's conveniently a huge furniture emporium next door.

You also might notice that, over to your far right, there's a counter that starts off with the words $50,000. No matter where you move, it moves accordingly so that it's always the same distance away.

While you guys are figuring all this out, Game Freak's voice can be heard from...somewhere: ]

I'm a little new to this, so let's start out with something kinda basic! Everyone likes decorating simulated houses, right? Right!

Comments

RULES.

[inbeta]

▶ This is a "design-your-house"/interior decorating sort of game!

▶ There will be 2 rounds: the designing round (from 2-4pm PST) and the showcase round (from 4-5pm PST).

▶ You have $50,000 in order to buy furniture to decorate your house, which can be spent however you wish! If you want 10 of one $5,000 item, knock yourself out, or if you want 1 $45,000 item and one $5,000 item, that's cool too.

▶ Use the pricing chart here for looking at the furniture available and how much it costs! If you'd like to see pictures of each item, I suggest using the animal crossing wiki here (or even google image search).

▶ THERE IS NO HAGGLING. You can't sleep with the owner to get a $30,000 piece for $3,000 or barter items down a few thousand; you've got to pay the sticker price for anything you buy.

▶ Also, skills are off, although this shouldn't really affect much! She just doesn't want people cheating by conjuring furniture out of thin air.

▶ There are 3 ways to win! 1. Have one of the top three HHA scores (as per my algorithm), 2. Win the crowd vote of favorite/most representative of team house, and 3. Have the most pieces of furniture from a RNG-decided set.

▶ The teams are also encouraged to make the houses their own - not only will they receive slight boosts in HHA points if they make their house "reflect" their team by her standards, but other teams are also encouraged to consider how well the house represents the team when deciding how to rank the others! So keep that in mind.

▶ If you have any questions (ic or ooc), please ask them here!

Round 1

[inbeta]

[ You've got $50,000 and a giant empty house; what do you want to fill it with?

Also, you might notice that there's an otter in a red suit skulking around outside...wonder what that's about. ]

Discussion

[inbeta]

Turn-in

[inbeta]

[ Please list out each item you're buying and its price, as well as the total amount your purchases come to.

This is due by 4pm PST. ]

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

[otter. . .]

Ooooi! Otter guy!

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

Do you think he'll respond?

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

It's worth a try, isn't it?

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

[ LOOKING QUITE ANNOYED. ]

My name is not "otter guy," thank you very much!

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

[scoff]

You're not wearing a nametag, so how else was I supposed to get your attention?

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

True... I'll leave it to you then.

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

[well looks like he got an answer]

Wonder what the heck he's doing here. . . maybe he's our furniture salesman.

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

"Excuse me, sir, but could I please have a moment of your time?"

I suppose that would require manners, however.

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

Or a judge. One way or another...

Though, with the rules the way they are, I think we have to be pirate wizards who try to fail awesomely.

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

There was nothing rude about me calling you "otter guy." You're an otter.

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

Would you like me to refer to you as "human child," then?

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

. . . I hope he's not the judge.

[Kaito's doing a good job of pissing him off, after all]

As long as we avoid the mermaid series in our attempt to recreate that image.

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

It's too expensive and too fishy. We need piratey and magic.

Like a steering wheel for a pirate ship on that wall overlooking a crystal ball or something.

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

[snort]

You can call me Kaito. What's your name?

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

My name is Byron.

[ Looking quite proud of it, too. ]

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

[frowning as he scans their purchase options]

I dunno if any of these items can pass for a crystal ball or a ship wheel.

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

Well, Sir Byron, are you the guy who's going to sell us our furniture?

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

The creepy crystal would be a crystal ball, at least.

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

...No. I am more than a mere salesman. If you want to buy furniture, I believe you can do so next door.

[ Gesturing to the emporium! ]

Re: Discussion

[hyanaimne]

. . . what is a simulated house?

Re: Discussion

[carptricks]

[huh]

If you're not a salesman, than what do you do?