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[ Wilder the Trickster's voice sounds from somewhere outside. ]
I don't care how noble and heroic you're feeling; what I've got for you is far more interesting. You're going to be thinking up curses. To start with, every team has to come up with three curses. Something like, "You shall wake up with eight hangnails every day for the rest of your life," or, "May your undergarments itch into infinity." Nothing too violent or damaging, mind you. Today I don't feel like healing up you sorry lot if you wind up maiming each other.
Oh, and don't try to make them blessings instead. If anyone tries that, I'll change them into curses myself. Now, do be as creative and entertaining as possible, hmm? I'm looking forward to it.
I don't care how noble and heroic you're feeling; what I've got for you is far more interesting. You're going to be thinking up curses. To start with, every team has to come up with three curses. Something like, "You shall wake up with eight hangnails every day for the rest of your life," or, "May your undergarments itch into infinity." Nothing too violent or damaging, mind you. Today I don't feel like healing up you sorry lot if you wind up maiming each other.
Oh, and don't try to make them blessings instead. If anyone tries that, I'll change them into curses myself. Now, do be as creative and entertaining as possible, hmm? I'm looking forward to it.
The following curses now swirl beneath the stormcloud above you:
"Any time you try to speak, the only noise you'll make is croaking."
Above your heads, the stormcloud dwindles and slowly vanishes. The handful of curses that hovered beneath it fall down to hover around each team member instead. The overgrowth blocking the way out of the alcove pulls away. You can go to endgame, relatively free and clear.
"Any time you try to speak, the only noise you'll make is croaking."
Above your heads, the stormcloud dwindles and slowly vanishes. The handful of curses that hovered beneath it fall down to hover around each team member instead. The overgrowth blocking the way out of the alcove pulls away. You can go to endgame, relatively free and clear.
Edited 2014-08-13 02:35 (UTC)
Hovering beneath the stormcloud are the following curses:
1. "Every time you tell a lie, your ears grow."
2. "Your vision grows blurry randomly for a few minutes each day."
3. "You always feel like you need to scratch a spot on your back you cannot reach."
1. "Every time you tell a lie, your ears grow."
2. "Your vision grows blurry randomly for a few minutes each day."
3. "You always feel like you need to scratch a spot on your back you cannot reach."
Edited 2014-08-12 23:47 (UTC)
The stormcloud grumbles above you, then spits out the following curses to hover angrily beneath it:
1. "You have a hard time thinking, and you will be dumb and metaphorically brainless."
2. "You will only ever make it to those stupid social bingo games."
1. "You have a hard time thinking, and you will be dumb and metaphorically brainless."
2. "You will only ever make it to those stupid social bingo games."
Edited 2014-08-13 01:11 (UTC)
Hmph. As if people were would want to maim each other outside of being forced.
[ she isn't grumpy at all! ]
What should we do?
[ she isn't grumpy at all! ]
What should we do?
[sighs]
Let's try to think of something as mild as we can.
Let's try to think of something as mild as we can.
[ ho hum, considering... ]
Every time you tell a lie, your ears grow.
Every time you tell a lie, your ears grow.
Without any pain.
[pauses]
Your vision grows blurry for a few minutes randomly each day.
[pauses]
Your vision grows blurry for a few minutes randomly each day.
Of course. Not painful, just painfully annoying.
[ holding your hand if you let her! ]
Several times, or only once?
[ holding your hand if you let her! ]
Several times, or only once?
[hand holding aww yeah]
Mm, only once. He may increase it if he's feeling cruel, but I'd rather not be the one to make that choice.
Mm, only once. He may increase it if he's feeling cruel, but I'd rather not be the one to make that choice.
He has, yes. Ivy has mentioned him to me. I believe it was before either of us woke up.
[ :T ]
No wonder everyone seemed particularly annoyed. [...] What about: you always feel like you need to scratch that one place in your back that you can't reach.
No wonder everyone seemed particularly annoyed. [...] What about: you always feel like you need to scratch that one place in your back that you can't reach.
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