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OMETOTCHTLI
A knot of wild shrubbery closes off a plain stone alcove big enough for your team and...surprisingly tall. In fact, several feet above all your heads, a small stormcloud hovers, grumbling with faint thunder.
[ Wilder the Trickster's voice sounds from somewhere outside. ]
I don't care how noble and heroic you're feeling; what I've got for you is far more interesting. You're going to be thinking up curses. To start with, every team has to come up with three curses. Something like, "You shall wake up with eight hangnails every day for the rest of your life," or, "May your undergarments itch into infinity." Nothing too violent or damaging, mind you. Today I don't feel like healing up you sorry lot if you wind up maiming each other.
Oh, and don't try to make them blessings instead. If anyone tries that, I'll change them into curses myself. Now, do be as creative and entertaining as possible, hmm? I'm looking forward to it.
I don't care how noble and heroic you're feeling; what I've got for you is far more interesting. You're going to be thinking up curses. To start with, every team has to come up with three curses. Something like, "You shall wake up with eight hangnails every day for the rest of your life," or, "May your undergarments itch into infinity." Nothing too violent or damaging, mind you. Today I don't feel like healing up you sorry lot if you wind up maiming each other.
Oh, and don't try to make them blessings instead. If anyone tries that, I'll change them into curses myself. Now, do be as creative and entertaining as possible, hmm? I'm looking forward to it.
The following curses now swirl beneath the stormcloud above you:
"May you be cursed to have the same song stuck in your head for hours at a time."
"May you always forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence."
"WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always have an itch in that one spot between your shoulder blades that you cannot reach!"
"WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be hungry, no matter how much you eat!"
Above your heads, the stormcloud finally opens up, drenching you all in rain before finally dissipating. The curses that hovered beneath it fall down to hover around each team member instead. The overgrowth blocking the way out of the alcove pulls away. You can go to endgame, wet and trailing curses.
"May you be cursed to have the same song stuck in your head for hours at a time."
"May you always forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence."
"WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always have an itch in that one spot between your shoulder blades that you cannot reach!"
"WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be hungry, no matter how much you eat!"
Above your heads, the stormcloud finally opens up, drenching you all in rain before finally dissipating. The curses that hovered beneath it fall down to hover around each team member instead. The overgrowth blocking the way out of the alcove pulls away. You can go to endgame, wet and trailing curses.
Edited 2014-08-13 02:35 (UTC)
Hovering beneath the stormcloud are the following curses:
1. "Your cups will always have a hole in them."
2. "Whoever they make eye contact with, you will want to romance, but not with lust."
3. "You will never be sure if you're doing the right thing."
1. "Your cups will always have a hole in them."
2. "Whoever they make eye contact with, you will want to romance, but not with lust."
3. "You will never be sure if you're doing the right thing."
Edited 2014-08-13 00:01 (UTC)
The stormcloud grumbles above you, then spits out the following curses to hover angrily beneath it:
1. "May you be cursed to have the same song stuck in your head for hours at a time."
2. "May you always forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence."
3. "Any time you try to speak, the only noise you'll make is croaking."
1. "May you be cursed to have the same song stuck in your head for hours at a time."
2. "May you always forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence."
3. "Any time you try to speak, the only noise you'll make is croaking."
Edited 2014-08-13 01:53 (UTC)
[Sighs.]
Well, I guess it is just irritations.
Well, I guess it is just irritations.
Rated on hilarity and creativeness. Do you have any idea what he finds entertaining?
How terribly unfortunate. What would you find funny?
[He's quiet for several long moments.]
[Okay, there's guarded, but being guarded won't help, soooo.]
Ridiculous hair colors, permanent marker drawn on people's faces, dump flour on them, he might like cups so we could have it that their cups always have a hole in it.
[Freelancers were Mature Folks and no one can tell me otherwise.]
[Okay, there's guarded, but being guarded won't help, soooo.]
Ridiculous hair colors, permanent marker drawn on people's faces, dump flour on them, he might like cups so we could have it that their cups always have a hole in it.
[Freelancers were Mature Folks and no one can tell me otherwise.]
Edited 2014-08-12 23:33 (UTC)
Cups always having a hole...that should be sufficient.
The people here seem to find matters of love entertaining, so perhaps he does as well. What about a curse to lust after everyone who makes eye contact with you?
The people here seem to find matters of love entertaining, so perhaps he does as well. What about a curse to lust after everyone who makes eye contact with you?
[He looks...uncomfortable with that.]
That could get less uncomfortable and more....sexual harassment pretty quickly.]
Maybe want to romance without the lust part? Romancing has more potential for being ridiculous instead of traumatic.
That could get less uncomfortable and more....sexual harassment pretty quickly.]
Maybe want to romance without the lust part? Romancing has more potential for being ridiculous instead of traumatic.
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