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[ Wilder the Trickster's voice sounds from somewhere outside. ]
I don't care how noble and heroic you're feeling; what I've got for you is far more interesting. You're going to be thinking up curses. To start with, every team has to come up with three curses. Something like, "You shall wake up with eight hangnails every day for the rest of your life," or, "May your undergarments itch into infinity." Nothing too violent or damaging, mind you. Today I don't feel like healing up you sorry lot if you wind up maiming each other.
Oh, and don't try to make them blessings instead. If anyone tries that, I'll change them into curses myself. Now, do be as creative and entertaining as possible, hmm? I'm looking forward to it.
I don't care how noble and heroic you're feeling; what I've got for you is far more interesting. You're going to be thinking up curses. To start with, every team has to come up with three curses. Something like, "You shall wake up with eight hangnails every day for the rest of your life," or, "May your undergarments itch into infinity." Nothing too violent or damaging, mind you. Today I don't feel like healing up you sorry lot if you wind up maiming each other.
Oh, and don't try to make them blessings instead. If anyone tries that, I'll change them into curses myself. Now, do be as creative and entertaining as possible, hmm? I'm looking forward to it.
The following curses now swirl beneath the stormcloud above you:
"WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be aware of your breathing, at all times, forever!"
"May nothing you wear fit right for the duration of the game."
"May all your speech be dramatic, over-the-top, anime-style declarations."
"All your clothes turn transparent when you're in front of people."
"You will only ever make it to those stupid social bingo games."
"No matter what you speak, it will come out in song."
"Whoever you make eye contact with, you will want to romance, but not with lust."
Above your heads, the stormcloud, still grumbling, breaks up into multiple little clouds, which drop to hover over each of your heads, curses still swirling beneath them. Every now and then, a drizzle of rain falls from the clouds on top of you. But at least the overgrowth blocking the way out of the alcove pulls away. You can go to endgame, cursed and clouded.
"WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be aware of your breathing, at all times, forever!"
"May nothing you wear fit right for the duration of the game."
"May all your speech be dramatic, over-the-top, anime-style declarations."
"All your clothes turn transparent when you're in front of people."
"You will only ever make it to those stupid social bingo games."
"No matter what you speak, it will come out in song."
"Whoever you make eye contact with, you will want to romance, but not with lust."
Above your heads, the stormcloud, still grumbling, breaks up into multiple little clouds, which drop to hover over each of your heads, curses still swirling beneath them. Every now and then, a drizzle of rain falls from the clouds on top of you. But at least the overgrowth blocking the way out of the alcove pulls away. You can go to endgame, cursed and clouded.
Edited 2014-08-13 02:37 (UTC)
Hovering beneath the stormcloud are the following curses:
1. "You will always confuse the salt and sugar and ruin your coffee and eggs."
2. "No matter what you speak, it will come out in song."
3. "May you trip on every fifth step you take."
1. "You will always confuse the salt and sugar and ruin your coffee and eggs."
2. "No matter what you speak, it will come out in song."
3. "May you trip on every fifth step you take."
Edited 2014-08-12 23:56 (UTC)
The stormcloud grumbles above you, then spits out the following curses to hover angrily beneath it:
1. "Any time you try to speak, the only noise you'll make is croaking."
2. "May others only hear monkey noises when you talk."
3. "WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be aware of your breathing, at all times, forever!"
4. "May nothing you wear fit right for the duration of the game."
5. "May all your speech be dramatic, over-the-top, anime-style declarations."
6. "All your clothes turn transparent when you're in front of people."
1. "Any time you try to speak, the only noise you'll make is croaking."
2. "May others only hear monkey noises when you talk."
3. "WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be aware of your breathing, at all times, forever!"
4. "May nothing you wear fit right for the duration of the game."
5. "May all your speech be dramatic, over-the-top, anime-style declarations."
6. "All your clothes turn transparent when you're in front of people."
Edited 2014-08-13 01:08 (UTC)
The stormcloud grumbles above you, then spits out the following curses to hover angrily beneath it:
1. "WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be aware of your breathing, at all times, forever!"
2. "May nothing you wear fit right for the duration of the game."
3. "May all your speech be dramatic, over-the-top, anime-style declarations."
4. "All your clothes turn transparent when you're in front of people."
5. "You will only ever make it to those stupid social bingo games."
6. "Your vision grows blurry randomly for a few minutes each day."
1. "WITH THE BLACKEST MAGIC, I CURSE THEE...to always be aware of your breathing, at all times, forever!"
2. "May nothing you wear fit right for the duration of the game."
3. "May all your speech be dramatic, over-the-top, anime-style declarations."
4. "All your clothes turn transparent when you're in front of people."
5. "You will only ever make it to those stupid social bingo games."
6. "Your vision grows blurry randomly for a few minutes each day."
Edited 2014-08-13 01:51 (UTC)
Those are some impressive examples, I think. It oughtn't be too difficult to come up with something.
Always confusing the salt and sugar and ruining one's coffee and eggs, or the like?
I suppose that would be quite bothersome if you were trying to stay quiet! Well done.
Have you anything in mind for the last?
Have you anything in mind for the last?
Oh, not bad at all! It certainly fits all the requirements.
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