MESS HALL

[soulping]

You step into a large, spacious cafeteria. Seriously, it is huge, with tables lined up in rows pushed up against every wall. This area could easily seat hundreds of people. Maybe even a thousand.

There's a squished pear sitting in the middle of the room, too. Thanks Henwen.

There's a door on the other end of the room, but weirdly enough, it's already open! And a group of people dressed similarly to yourself are slowly beginning to shuffle through it. . .

((THE GROUPS ARE NOW TOGETHER please feel free to mingle with each other!))

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[soulping]

Whoa.

It's another giant talking daffodil.

"HEY, ASSHOLE!"

[soulping]

Wait.

Wait.

What.

BROTHER??

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, DOUCHEBAG?"

[soulping]

Brother????

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A DOUCHEBAG, COCKBITE?! Come over here and say that!"

[soulping]

Brother.

Audrey II is no longer the only sentient daffodil on this planet.

"I WOULD DICKFACE, but I'm stuck in a pot! Why don't you rip your shriveled old roots outta that dirt and say it to my face instead!"

This is how angry daffodils express affection. Maybe.

[she_tried]

[Casually pushes Audrey II closer to them]

[soulping]

Wow.

"Thanks, Lady!"

Is Audrey II pleased with this development? It's difficult to tell.

[soulping]

We have found each other, and thus, we have found ourselves.

"Wow. Just, just wow, you shitty excuse for a cockfaced motherfucker, consider it BROUGHT!"

Are you close enough for a DAFFODIL HEADFACEBUTT?

[soulping]

YES. YES, AUDREY II IS. And Audrey II is facebutted directly in the middle of. . . his face.

"OW. YOU DICKCHEESE, WHAT THE FUCK?? What'd I ever do to you?! I'm gonna pluck your petals out!"

Are YOU close enough for leaf slaps? There is definitely some leaf slapping going on right now.

[soulping]

There is definitely leaf slapping here.

Mutual leafslapping.

LEAFSLAP FIGHT, LEAFSLAP FIGHT.

"Yeah??? Well, asswipe, we'll see who's so fuckin' tough when I'm done ripping you a new one WITH YOUR OWN TEETH."

[robitussin]

[muttering from a sizable distance away:]

I can't fucking believe this.

[soulping]

LEAFSLAP FIGHT!!

This is comical. They aren't actually doing any damage to each other.

"Not if I rip you a new one FIRST!! Which I WILL! Because I'm a BADASS!!

[soulping]

"You know what?! FUCK YOU, YOU—"

And the fight goes on, and on, and on, with the insults descending rapidly into unintelligible screeching between bouts of FACEBUTTING each other.

[soulping]

This is love.

True, brotherly love.

Audrey II has never been happier.

[purrtylittlewires]

....

[This is adorable.]

[Will make sure plants are close enough too.

[soulping]

Thanks for encouraging flower violence, friend.

[purrtylittlewires]

[I know how douchebag bonding goes]