MESS HALL

[soulping]

You step into a large, spacious cafeteria. Seriously, it is huge, with tables lined up in rows pushed up against every wall. This area could easily seat hundreds of people. Maybe even a thousand.

There's a squished pear sitting in the middle of the room, too. Thanks Henwen.

There's a door on the other end of the room, but weirdly enough, it's already open! And a group of people dressed similarly to yourself are slowly beginning to shuffle through it. . .

((THE GROUPS ARE NOW TOGETHER please feel free to mingle with each other!))

Comments

[femmefailtale]

...wait, isn't this the evac zone?

[she_tried]

[Sets down her giant flower friend on one of the tables, eyeing the other group cautiously]

Hello?

[soulping]

"Holy shit."

"What the shit is this place."

"It's so fuckin' huge."

Audrey II is impressed.

[femmefailtale]

...They don't seem to be a threat.

[justichthys]

[ So, hey, here's the girl who was there at the beginning and then kind of VANISHED. ]

Uhhhm. Uhm.

[ She's staring at the daffodil. ]

[formaliteas]

[Stepping in and looking around warily.

STILL WEARING HIS STUPID CRASH HELMET.]

[carptricks]

[brandishing a grappling hook]

. . . heeeeeh?

This is an LZ?

[she_tried]

Somehow I don't think so. Hello.

[justichthys]

What's an LZ?!

[friskmanagement]

[You're wearing a hot dog costume.

You wave hello.]

[justichthys]

[ I think my face got stuck like this. ]

[carptricks]

[wh]

Why are you in-- [why is he even asking anymore]

You know what?

Nevermind.

[compensate]

[ just. stares. ]

[shiroganeheir]

[She has a labcoat on that is obviously too big for her, dragging on the floor and flopping over her hands, some glass in her pocket, and a laser pistol.

Glancing around, she looks extremely confused.]

Er... what's going on?

[compensate]

[ wearing combat boots and wielding a flashlight, also looking crabby as all get out ]

whO thE hEll'Re yOU gUYs?

[purrtylittlewires]

....

Well, I supose this is when we're all supposed to jump to ridiculous conclusions and try to kill each other, isn't it?

[So deadpan. And carrying a daffodil with teeth and a laser pistol and wearing a labcoat and boots with his hospital garb.]

[justichthys]

[ oh my god ]

[ oh my god what is that, I just got here, what is happening ]

Nobody is going to kill each other, and also your daffodil has teeth?!

[she_tried]

[Oh cool you saved your daffodil too!]

How about we skip that part?

[carptricks]

[oh my god]

[oh my god]

[OH MY GOD]

[blonde guy was right]

. . .

This is almost comical.

[robitussin]

Let's not. If you try anything I swear I will grappling hook you in the face.

[friskmanagement]

[You quickly raise your weapon and point it at the guy.

You flip the switch.

...

It's just a flashlight.

You flick it on and off a few times.]

[femmefailtale]

You're clearly a clone army here to kill us.

[Points gun upward well out of aiming at anyone.]

Bang bang. Grr.

[soulping]

"Holy Christ on a cracker, this place is fuckin' huge."

[robitussin]

[holding a grappling hook, some newspapers, and a bunch of notebooks.]

Who the fuck are you?

[carptricks]

Y'know, that's a great question.

[he has a nametag that says Willy B. Hardigan, though]

Wish I had an answer for you!

OH NO?

[soulping]

Suddenly, a loud rumbling fills the entire room. The noise interrupts the highly comical flower fight going on in the corner, as well as any conversations you may be having with the other people in the room. What is that. . .?

And then, quite suddenly, before anyone can regain their bearings--

OH NO. OH NO!!

[soulping]

From the ceiling drops a large, huge, gigantic person-shaped creature. Think Hulk, here! The bulky individual is covered in brown scales and has a series of spikes trailing down its head and back. Its biceps are, well. Hulk-sized large, for lack of a better description. Behind it, a tail with three spikes on it whips to and fro. Judging from the tattered lab coat the creature is wearing, this thing may have once worked in this facility.

It whirls on the group and affixes you all with its large black eyes and sharp, shiny teeth. There's a moment of silence, before it lets out a deafening ROAR.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Oh dear. What now?