soulping | MESS HALL

MESS HALL

You step into a large, spacious cafeteria. Seriously, it is huge, with tables lined up in rows pushed up against every wall. This area could easily seat hundreds of people. Maybe even a thousand.

There's a squished pear sitting in the middle of the room, too. Thanks Henwen.

There's a door on the other end of the room, but weirdly enough, it's already open! And a group of people dressed similarly to yourself are slowly beginning to shuffle through it. . .

((THE GROUPS ARE NOW TOGETHER please feel free to mingle with each other!))

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[ what the shit ]

cAn yOU jUSt drOP iT ANd gO alrEAdy?

You give the creature numerous responses, but it doesn't seem to really listen to anything. Instead, it just takes a menacing step forward, nostrils flaring angrily.

"LOOK. THE COFFEE MACHINE IS BROKEN. I HAVE NOT HAD MY CAFFEINE TODAY YET. AND THEN. AND THEN!! YOU COME BARGING IN HERE, MAKING ALL THAT NOISE??? WHO TAUGHT YOU MANNERS?!"

With that, the bulky scientist alien dude rushes forward towards you all, intent on bowling over whoever it runs into first.

Watch out!

From somewhere in the corner, Audrey II cries.

"HOLY FUCKING CHEESESTICKS ON A CRACKER, that dude is pissed!"

The other, still as of yet unnamed flower, chimes in.

"Let this be a lesson kids, never piss someone off in the mornings when they haven't had their coffee yet!"

NOT HELPING, FLOWER DUDE!

[But let's be honest, is charging monster THAT different from a car, and he has. Such experience getting out of the way of those.]

[SO OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY because go go still being peak physical condition.]

[Physically, Teresa has one thing that's useful, and that thing is 'speed.' She's out of the way quick enough to avoid getting completely wrecked by this guy.]

[You start running. Really, you only see one solution to this.]

AUDREY! GIVE HIM YOUR GUMMY BEARS!

Audrey II yells back.

"I ATE THEM. WHAT CAN I SAY, I WAS STARVING!!"

Edited 2016-03-19 20:37 (UTC)

[Crud.]

[it's unfortunate that Kaito lost his skills in a quest immediately prior to this game, because he isn't leaping out of the way as much as he is scrambling and stumbling and yelping as he tries not to trip over himself]

Edited 2016-03-19 20:32 (UTC)

[DO YOU NEED TO BE DRAGGED OUT BRO]

[Because he can do that.]

[EVERYDAY IS FUCKING LEG DAY SOLDIER]

[NAH HE'S GOT IT]

[he's just]

[100x less graceful about it than he usually is]

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EEK!

[ She doesn't think, she just dives, flinging herself out of the way as far and as fast as she can. ]

This is a cafeteria, right?! There's got to be some coffee somewhere!

[DODGE ROLL MIGHT JUST BE A SOMERSAULT NOW BUT I AM OUT OF THE WAY!!]

[ ugh, FINE, but he isn't playing around

just gonna aim a swing directly at his stupid head with that flashlight of his >:( ]

[He has his goal, he knows what they need.]

[But of course he's deaf, so he's just going to move into his line of sight and he makes motions of a syringe.]

Syringe! Stab him with it!

[Pointing at the doctor monster.]

[He found out what the green stuff did.]

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[And, once she's out of the way, she's pointing at her elevator.]

There was coffee in the office back down there! Go get yourself a cuppa'!

[ Like she was just yelling, this is a cafeteria, there's got to be coffee somewhere! She looks around frantically—coffee, coffee, if I was coffee where would I be?! ]

[cups his hands over his mouth and shouts]

There's coffee in the office back near the pod room, jerk! Go get yourself some!

[We have entered BATTLE MODE so no talking, Aqua may not be trying to stab him with the glass shard bit yet but she is flipping her IV pole around to try and hit him in the gut with it. This guy has to have a weak point!]

[points grappling hook at him!!]

Back off or I will use this.

"WHAT PART OF COFFEE MACHINE BROKEN DO YOU NOT--"

But the angry worker's ranting is cut off by an IV POLE TO THE GUT and then a FLASHLIGHT TO THE HEAD. The creature stumbles to its knees, grumbling all the while.

"AAAAAW, HECK, NOW I'VE GOT A NORMAL HEADACHE IN ADDITION TO THE CAFFEINE WITHDRAWAL HEADACHE. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO RUDE!!"

Edited 2016-03-19 20:46 (UTC)

The alien flicks its tail towards Aqua and Argus, seeing as how they're the closest! It's a quick, barely discernible movement, so it likely hits it targets and sends them flying across the room. HOWEVER. . . for some reason, there is no pain? Or physical injury! In fact, even the landing feels like they're being dropped onto a soft cushion. How strange!

Two green bars hover above Aqua and Argus's heads, along with some words to accompany them. HP at 90%

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