MESS HALL

[soulping]

You step into a large, spacious cafeteria. Seriously, it is huge, with tables lined up in rows pushed up against every wall. This area could easily seat hundreds of people. Maybe even a thousand.

There's a squished pear sitting in the middle of the room, too. Thanks Henwen.

There's a door on the other end of the room, but weirdly enough, it's already open! And a group of people dressed similarly to yourself are slowly beginning to shuffle through it. . .

((THE GROUPS ARE NOW TOGETHER please feel free to mingle with each other!))

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ENEMY (???) ACTION

[soulping]

Until it finally sneezes, the action sending a shock wave coursing throughout the room. Should it hit, it'll knock people clean off of their feet. But the impact doesn't hurt, and everyone loses about 5% of HP from their own HP bars. Whoops.

The scientist sniffs and rubs its nose as it glares at everyone. It. . . sure isn't paralyzed, despite the spores. "AW MAN, COME ON, I'VE GOT ALLERGIES. WHY. ARE YOU. SO RUDE!!!"

And then it charges again everyone again. ALIEN SCIENTIST BOWLING BALL, GO.

PLAYER REACTION

[soulping]

If Audrey II could look sheepish, it sure would.

"Aw. Fuck. Who knew this big stupid lug was immune?? Shit!"

The other plant chimes in with a shriek of laughter.

"HA HA. YOU FUCKING MORON!"

Aoko's coffee is done! It's warm and smells delicious.

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[compensate]

[ NOT OW AGAIN

remind him why killing isn't an option here? ]

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[soulping]

Good question. For some reason no one took the killing option. Strange!!

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[compensate]

[ SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE GUNS ]

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[soulping]

HOW UNFORTUNATE.

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[purrtylittlewires]

[Okay, the sneeze? He isn't expecting. He's off his feet and....he's surprised it doesn't hurt, but he groans.]

For fuck's sake...

[But you know what.]

[YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT.]

[IF IT'S NOT GONNA HURT, HE'S GONNA TAKE THIS FUCKER DOWN.]

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[compensate]

gIVe mE thE dAMn gUn.

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[purrtylittlewires]

[Shakes his head.]

One last shot at pacifism.

Then I'm fucking shooting him.

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[compensate]

[ THIS FACE you sappy losers and your lack of blood thirstiness ]

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[femmefailtale]

[SORRY I AM ON MY ASS SOMEONE ELSE FINISH THIS.]

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[robitussin]

[STARES INTO AUDREY II'S SOUL FROM HER SPOT ON THE GROUND]

Really. Really?!

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[soulping]

"LOOK I'M A GODDAMN FLOWER WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME?"

:( At least the poor flower looks just as disappointed as she feels.

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[robitussin]

You said you could help so I put aside our differences and this is what happens. Typical.

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[carptricks]

[definitely getting knocked onto his ass with a loud curse]

This is stupid. . .!

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[she_tried]

[OH GROSS]

Ugh!

PLAYER ACTION

[soulping]

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[purrtylittlewires]

[We're in a cafeteria.]

[With it's shit ton of tables.]

[He's not gonna bother with the dodging so much as GRABBING A FUCKING TABLE.]

[And come on, it's a cafeteria table, that shit is easy enough to move]

[AND GOING TO PUT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MISTER MONSTER SCIENTIST CHARGING ASSHOLE]

[He might suffer some HP loss, but he's trying one more time for pacifism.]

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[justichthys]

[ AND IN COMES AOKO FROM THE KITCHEN AREA, RUNNING DIRECTLY FOR THE MONSTER ]

[ There's a bigass mug of coffee clutched in her hands ]

E-Excuse me, excuse me, coming through—!

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[she_tried]

[Oh phew, out of the way for coffee but ready to attack if he doesn't back down]

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[carptricks]

[oh thank fuck]

You found a coffee machine!

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[robitussin]

[yelling at the monster once she notices her coming through]

She got your coffee, asshole! Now chill!

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[compensate]

[ JUST GONNA THROW HIS FLASHLIGHT AT HIS HEAD W/E

I AM ON GENOCIDE ROUTE CLEARLY ]

ENEMY (???) REACTION

[soulping]

The alien scientist slams into Puma's barricade. The impact takes another 5% off of Puma's HP bar, but, you know, there's no pain accompanying it. And then the flashlight collides with the poor creature's head, and it rears back and roars an angry and ugly roar.

"I'M SO SICK OF YOU. I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL--"

And then comes the coffee cavalry. As soon as the scientist catches whiff of that sweet, black aroma, it suddenly deflates, its expression turning hopeful.

"Coffee. . ."

It rips the mug from Aoko's hands, plops onto the ground, and devours the substance in one large GULP. There's a moment of silence as the alien savors the life-giving liquid, before it stands up, blinks at everyone else, and just.

Lumbers off without so much as an apology.

. . .

You won!

REWARDS. . .?

[soulping]

The following words appear above everyone's heads:

Congratulations, you have earned 14723095479 EXP.