soulping | BARGHEST

[The first thing you notice is snow. It's everywhere, and boy, is it ever cold. There's a five inch deep layer covering the ground, and it's still falling in huge, tennis ball-sized clumps.]

[In the distance, you can just make out a door; it sparkles pretty, winking like a gemstone catching the light. On the ground halfway between you and said door, half buried in the snow, are three large, shivering, super sad plush toys … of three team animals?? Yours, Henwen's, and Ratatoskr's. By your feet is a warm, snuggly blanket.]

[Isabel's voice echoes from above:] Your first task is BLANKETFIC! Tee hee. But your blanket can only fit around two of the toys—one of them is going to have to be left out in the cold. What do you do?

Edited 2014-09-13 06:44 (UTC)

Ah, hello everyone.

Or, perhaps not?

[going to rearrange the stuffed animals then]

I wonder what a blanketfic is...well, as long as I give it a shot it can't be too hard.

Uhm, let's see....I don't know what a fic is, but I'll do my best.

[wrapping the dog and the pig in the blanket together and then snuggling the rat in between them--it's not in the blanket, but they can still keep each other warm!]

So, it's terribly cold out of course, but I don't think it's right to say someone should be left out. All of the animals discussed what they wanted to do about it--none of them wanted to be the one left out, but they knew they would feel terrible if one of their friends caught a cold because of it.

"I'm the biggest, so I'll sit out," the pig offered. But the other two shook their heads. Being bigger didn't mean that the pig wouldn't be just as cold without the blanket and they all knew it.

"I have a lot of fur, so I'll sit out," the dog offered. But the other two shook their heads. Even with that much fur, the dog would still be very cold. Its coat wasn't made for snow and they all knew it.

"I'm the smallest, so I'll sit out," the rat said. That was when the dog got an idea.

"Since you're so small, the pig and I will use the blanket," the dog agreed. "But then you can sit between us and we can share our warmth with you. We might be a little colder than we would be otherwise, but no one will freeze."

They all agreed, and so they all curled up together to wait for the snow to stop. The end.

[You're starting to feel a little chilly … and the only way to warm yourselves up is through chaste physical affection!]

Edited 2014-09-13 18:04 (UTC)

[You step through the sparkling door, and find yourself in an equally sparkling cavern. It's warm in here, though not so warm that it dispels the chill you may still be feeling from the snow plains. In a circle of torch like are twelve team colored treasure chests: only yours is open, and it contains 11 beautiful crystals.

But you may be paying more attention to the bigass hot pink dragon lounging on an outcropping high above. It's hard to tell in the faint, flickering light, but there's something weird about its scales … is that … is that gummy candy?

Isabel's voice once again echoes from above:]

You made it! Whoo, whoo! Now it's time for Isabel's Dragon Challenge. It's, like, super easy, don't worry! Every team starts this round with eleven gemstones, see? What you've gotta do is steal one or two from the other teams. Just tap the teams' chest and say how many you're gonna steal—you can steal once from two different teams, twice from the same team, just plain ol' once, or not at all!

The three teams with the lowest score are dragon chow, bwahahaha! Seriously though don't worry they'll be, like, just fine, you know.

… and, uh, if you all end with eleven, that counts as everybody losing, 'kay?