fuhrinkaed: (That IS definitely a problem)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-20 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[...welp.]

[Guess I'm on my own.]

[Let's think then. I am in the middle of the underground and the underground is a slum. Nobody polices here, and we have technology and we have mechanics and we have criminals.]

[Guess there's no one to yell at me if I try to clean it all up, right? But... what kind of organization...]
fuhrinkaed: (Huh?)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...Bakers.

We are a baking organization that makes delicious pies.

Delicious. Pies.
fuhrinkaed: (Huh?)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-20 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh, right.

Miss! Is it possible at all that anyone on any of the teams is going to get hurt?
maidenof: (bow)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] maidenof 2014-09-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
It is not.
fuhrinkaed: (Leave it to me!)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-21 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks very much. [That means there's no reason to hold back at all.]
fuhrinkaed: (That IS definitely a problem)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-21 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
...So basically, then, we want to put one point of district influence into working on cleaning up the sewage pipes. We'll send support by letting them eat the pies (the smell may help stave off the stench, too! Who doesn't love a good pie?), and whatever workers we have will help too. Meanwhile, I can use my and water magic to help out with the stench! Magic is ultra-useful like that.

As for side projects... I'll use our remaining influence to try and spread word to other organizations that the Underpie is the most delicious pie on the planet.

To do that, we advertise with the engineers and the criminals both. No reason to discriminate, right?

--Wait, we can put other influence into Civic? Erm. In that case put everything into the civic project! We'll maneuver our own person into power by making sure he's the only real, credible officer to be chosen from. It's hard to make valid points when your political opponents throw pie in your face, right? So we'll just do that since I'm sure we have some friends in the criminal underworld who are a little bit overzealous. Mm... hitting people with pies is a little mean, but... well. I'm sure it's fine.

We need a slogan, too. Like 'Pies for Lies!' Yeah. Because they're not as trustworthy as our guy, so they should get pied in the face--that's how it works, right? Right!

And I'll clean up the underground pipes with cleaning and water magic without spending any influence.

...And the civic thing should be a good enough project by itself. Yes, let's do that instead.
Edited 2014-09-21 01:15 (UTC)
fuhrinkaed: (Sounds delish!)

Re: R2 Turn-In

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
This one, at least, seems pretty easy.

Put everything straight into abiding by our Civic duties. We need to both protect free speech while keeping everyone able to actually deal with Civility. Let's use our newfound power to push through a new law. We'll still allow disobedience and all of that, but the thing is there's an official law allowing it to be punishable by a pie to the face. That way the important stuff will still get through, but people who just want to stir up trouble will think better of it when they're covered in delicious apple. Nobody wants to fight after taking a pie to the face, right?

But! To do that, we have to plan. We'll use our guy and our underground friends to drum up support. We'll call it the 'Pie law bylaw' to give it a catchy title that everyone can remember. It's a fair and balanced solution that'll give us what we want-and even better my organization would be more than happy to offer a discount on any sudden governmental call for pies. Everyone wins! We'll lobby for it with flash mobs where a bunch of people show up, hand out pies with pamphlets talking about how great the plan is, and vanish.

And of course, pie to the face for the opponents. PIES FOR LIES is still a valid strategy.

M-meanwhile, I guess I can help by trying to put a stop to the alcohol smuggling. Since alcohol has water in it, I should be able to use my water manipulation spells to help in searching for contraband by trying to pull all the water in a vehicle into an orb in my hand. You can't drink pure alcohol, after all, you'd ruin the taste.

And I guess any other free time we have will be spent selling pies around the Under. [Nodnod.]
fuhrinkaed: (I'm FABULOUS!)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
So... let's see... we could pick one of the sides to see who to go with and just go with them. Or, we could hedge our bets and pick all four sides at once.

Here's the plan. Step one, convert three organization points into a district point, then also convert three district points into a civil point.. That'll put me at 2-1-0, with one civil unspent.

Step two, use my one remaining point of civil influence not to support any one side but to get all sides involved to purchase and eat my pies, and to make sure the key parts of their legislation all have the same provision in them: an incredibly lucrative contract ensuring that our pies are the endorsed and official pie of the entire city. We'll change our lobbying to support that, via flash pie mobs again. Since we don't have any enemies we don't need to worry about pieing anyone in the face, either.

Oh... and I'll talk to the requisite people personally. No matter who you are, you can't say no to a pie and a smiling face, right? Especially when that smiling face can conjure more pies as necessary, and even make them do tricks with gravity spells.