fuhrinkaed: (Sounds delish!)

Re: R2 Turn-In

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2014-09-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
This one, at least, seems pretty easy.

Put everything straight into abiding by our Civic duties. We need to both protect free speech while keeping everyone able to actually deal with Civility. Let's use our newfound power to push through a new law. We'll still allow disobedience and all of that, but the thing is there's an official law allowing it to be punishable by a pie to the face. That way the important stuff will still get through, but people who just want to stir up trouble will think better of it when they're covered in delicious apple. Nobody wants to fight after taking a pie to the face, right?

But! To do that, we have to plan. We'll use our guy and our underground friends to drum up support. We'll call it the 'Pie law bylaw' to give it a catchy title that everyone can remember. It's a fair and balanced solution that'll give us what we want-and even better my organization would be more than happy to offer a discount on any sudden governmental call for pies. Everyone wins! We'll lobby for it with flash mobs where a bunch of people show up, hand out pies with pamphlets talking about how great the plan is, and vanish.

And of course, pie to the face for the opponents. PIES FOR LIES is still a valid strategy.

M-meanwhile, I guess I can help by trying to put a stop to the alcohol smuggling. Since alcohol has water in it, I should be able to use my water manipulation spells to help in searching for contraband by trying to pull all the water in a vehicle into an orb in my hand. You can't drink pure alcohol, after all, you'd ruin the taste.

And I guess any other free time we have will be spent selling pies around the Under. [Nodnod.]