TEENAGER ROOM

[soulping]

[Welcome to the teenage party room. Before you walk in, there is a walk-in closet containing every piece of clothing imaginable where you can get dressed up. No matter how large or small you may be, everything will size to fit you automatically.

Inside, there are tables decked out with the following:

Vegetarian and meat pizza.
Garlic bread.
Ice cream with any sauce and sprinkles desired.
Mildly alcoholic punch, fruit juices and water.

Chairs consist of big comfortable couches surrounding large tables.]

((Teenage task lists.))

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh! Yes, it is!

[overfull]

Ah, all right. I simply thought it appropriate to properly introduce myself after this Echo's previous game... my name is Arachne.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh!

It's nice to properly meet you, Arachne.

[overfull]

Yes, you too.

But you are very small. How old are you? Is this room not meant for teenagers?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...O-ow. C'mon.

I'm at least 16. I might be older. I'm not sure.

[overfull]

Looking so unattractively childish, how could anyone possibly wish to have sex with you? Such paraphilias are against the law.

[ A beat. ]

Do you feel insulted?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[It's like watching a flower in full bloom wilt before your very eyes.]

Yes.

[overfull]

All right; task complete. Thank you.

But are you sixteen? I wonder if we're the same age. I don't know how old I am.

[whoslaughingmeow]

If you are a second year in high school, we may be.

[overfull]

Hm... I am not certain if I went to school at all.