TEENAGER ROOM

[soulping]

[Welcome to the teenage party room. Before you walk in, there is a walk-in closet containing every piece of clothing imaginable where you can get dressed up. No matter how large or small you may be, everything will size to fit you automatically.

Inside, there are tables decked out with the following:

Vegetarian and meat pizza.
Garlic bread.
Ice cream with any sauce and sprinkles desired.
Mildly alcoholic punch, fruit juices and water.

Chairs consist of big comfortable couches surrounding large tables.]

((Teenage task lists.))

Comments

[fuhrinkaed]

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...I guess so?

[overfull]

Thank you.

[ And she does just that. It feels like a girl is licking his face. She only does it once; then she's through. ]

[fuhrinkaed]

[....god that is so weird.]

Good.. job. Anything else I can help with, Arachne?

[overfull]

Hm...

I can't imagine marrying you, so I suppose that one is impossible. Is there anything that I may help you with?

[fuhrinkaed]

N-no, I think I'm pretty much done... Ahaha. Hah.

[overfull]

All right. Hm...

But if we were to marry... hm. You look like a child, so I find your ability to produce viable semen doubtful. With no love nor money nor issue to bind us, we would slowly drift from one-another in favor of other lovers or research, growing embittered by our distant relationship. This would culminate in our eventual divorce.

[fuhrinkaed]

...Oh. Well. I guess that's how it might go.

Your tasks really are the opposite of mine, huh.

[overfull]

Yes. That is the appeal of the game, I suppose.

[fuhrinkaed]

It's pretty fun!

--Oh, but enough about that. How's Haunt?

[overfull]

She is... she's all right.

[ ... Oh, wait. ]

Ah, would you by any chance know a spell to unlock a magically bound door?

[fuhrinkaed]

...I probably have a spell for it somewhere in the ol' noggin, but if it's sealed by Echo magic it's a matter of raw oomph. That'd take a lot of energy.

[overfull]

[ in the what ]

I see. Then perhaps we'll just give it time.

[fuhrinkaed]

Yeah... Sorry I can't do anything more than that.

[overfull]

It's all right. Thank you.

[fuhrinkaed]

No problem. If you find anything out about that Poltergeist guy...

Um. I'd like to hear it, too.

[overfull]

All right. If you're studying magic, then you could be of some use to us.

[fuhrinkaed]

Studying magic, and I know a lot of stuff about old occult legends and stuff.

[overfull]

Can you exorcise ghosts?

[fuhrinkaed]

In theory, I might be able to do something like that.

I've never had to try it.

[overfull]

That's all that I need to know. Thank you.

[fuhrinkaed]

No problem.