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ADULT ROOM

[Welcome to the adult party room. Before you walk in, there is a walk-in closet containing every piece of clothing imaginable where you can get dressed up. No matter how large or small you may be, everything will size to fit you automatically.

Inside, there are tables decked out with the following:

Vegetarian and meat pizza.
Garlic bread.
Ice cream with any sauce and sprinkles desired.
Brandy, wine, fruit juices and water.

There are individual tables, with proper chairs and romantically lit candles.]

((Adult task lists.))

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Hey, I asked you to stand still and you agreed! You have only yourself to blame.

[He's standing back up now.]

Well then, how about you stand still now.]

...Why, what're you gonna do?

One of the things on my list!

...

I will not kiss you.

Your list is terrible!!

The only thing worse than what I already did was the kiss, and I just said it wasn't that!

You're gonna bite me, aren't you?!

...

Damn.

Chomp down on someone else, sicko!

It's on the list, it's not like I go around biting people!

If you really didn't like it, you wouldn't do it.

[ LOGIC ]

I like getting memories back more than I dislike biting you.

You think I want to bite you?!

The harder you try to deny it, the more obvious it is!

Sorry, I'm not into greasy food enough to wanna bite you.

Then don't ask me to stand still so you can bite me!!

I was just tryin' to complete the list, you..

..I don't even know your name.

Yato! Remember it!

Fine.

I'm Silver.

[EXTENDS HAND AS SIGN OF GOOD WILL.]

[GRABS SILVER'S HAND WITH HIS GROSS SWEATY PALMS]

[BITES GROSS SWEATY HAND.

Not hard. But.]

[CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL]

GAH--

[KICKS HIM]

[Cackles even as he hunches over and grabs his leg.]

Maybe you're the god of suckers!

Edited 2014-10-05 04:22 (UTC)

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