ADULT ROOM

[soulping]

[Welcome to the adult party room. Before you walk in, there is a walk-in closet containing every piece of clothing imaginable where you can get dressed up. No matter how large or small you may be, everything will size to fit you automatically.

Inside, there are tables decked out with the following:

Vegetarian and meat pizza.
Garlic bread.
Ice cream with any sauce and sprinkles desired.
Brandy, wine, fruit juices and water.

There are individual tables, with proper chairs and romantically lit candles.]

((Adult task lists.))

Comments

[featherduster]

[ Trying (and failing) to stifle it

SUPER STRAIGHTFACE ]

You wouldn't.

[trailofblood]

You really wanna bet on that?

[really though look at who you're talking to]

[featherduster]

No.

[ TAKING A FEW STEPS BACK, this is now at-arm's-length dancing ]

[trailofblood]

[you're making this stupider than it has to be]

I'm not gonna step on your foot now that you quit, jeez.

[featherduster]

Maybe, but I can't promise I'm not gonna crack up again.

[ Obviously. ]

[trailofblood]

[okay but trying to dance together at arm's length is dumb]

[attempting to drag him back in]

[featherduster]

[ How very forward Mr. Wolfwood

But your attempt is successful YOU ARE NOW DANCING WITH HIM PROPERLY, enjoy ]

[trailofblood]

[good]

[which lasts for all of a minute or two before he steps on vash's foot. NOT INTENTIONALLY]

[featherduster]

[ ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL ]

Ow! Hey!!

[trailofblood]

That was an accident!

[featherduster]

A likely story!

I think we need to decide who's leading, here.

[trailofblood]

[hahahahahaha oh you were serious]

S'that how it works?

[featherduster]

I mean - probably?

[ WHO FUCKIN KNOWS ]

Follow my feet.

[trailofblood]

. . .

[well, fine. following]

[featherduster]

[ Are they maybe

Successfully dancing???????? ]

[trailofblood]

[it's a goddamn miracle]

[might even be loosening up a little]

[featherduster]

[ AMAZE

It might even be, heaven forbid, almost enjoyable ]

[trailofblood]

[what is even real anymore]

[stumbles a little but just laughs about it]

[featherduster]

[ If you start laughing then he's going to start laughing from sheer disbelief

WOLFWOOD STOPPED BEING A TIGHT-ASS, TRULY ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE ]

[trailofblood]

[the brandy probably helped lbr]

[and now anyone in the vicinity thinks were crazy]

[featherduster]

[ Well they wouldn't be wrong

He pretty legitimately needed this today, though, so congrats on not fucking up for once ]

[trailofblood]

[small blessings]

[okay but starting to calm down]

I think- I think that's enough dancin' for now.

[featherduster]

[ Letting him go, finally ]

Thanks for your cooperation.

[trailofblood]

[waves a hand vaguely in response]

Sure. Didn't turn out too bad.

[featherduster]

That's what happens when you stop being a grump.

[ TIME FOR MORE BOOZE ]