soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-10-21 12:37 pm

epona.

You find yourself transported across to the far end of the pond - although how you got there (and why you're suddenly separated from the other teams), you can't be sure.

In front of you, you see a long wooden table with scrolls on it - one blank one with a quill and ink ensemble next to it, and a few others with words written on them in dainty script.
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questions?

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
please direct any ic or ooc questions (mark it in subject) here!
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word lists.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Upon further investigation, you may notice that the scrolls with writing on them contain the following words... ]
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verbs.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
flower
blind
need
agree
owe
sip
type
wonder
perform
support
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nouns.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
achiever
cup
skirt
hot
stove
pancake
pigs
tank
veil
committee
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adjectives.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
astonishing
broad
naughty
dry
previous
endurable
stiff
succinct
tan
terrible
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adverbs.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
certainly
basically
delightfully
freely
thoroughly
beautifully
limply
suddenly
upward
thus
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prepositions.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
behind
against
between
during
than
dirtdevil: (GROSS)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ over here mumbling something that sounds a lot like "god damn it." ]
sweatypalms: (I dont get out all that often...)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ STUDYING THE LIST ignoring Mushy.... ]

Hot... skirt...
dirtdevil: (a salty surprise)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ fuckin pervert ]

We can just trade off on lines. I guess.
sweatypalms: solid grocery store trip (condoms and ice cream)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine.

I'll go first!
dirtdevil: (an honest cop with nothing left to lose)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Knock yourself out.
sweatypalms: (don't talk with your mouth full)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Giving this careful consideration, before writing: ]

there once was a hot broad in a skirt
Edited 2014-10-22 03:24 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (overpowering your father)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ reading... and then. ]

Are you fucking serious?
sweatypalms: so you would think I smell pretty (I Febrezed myself in the bathroom)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, Shroom, it's your turn.
dirtdevil: (a gassy antelope)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ snatching the pen, clearly more irritated than usual. ]

that's not even the right meaning of "broad," pig
sweatypalms: (he's Tindering from his hospital bed)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
What?? That's your line?!
dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ sets the pen back down on the table decisively, without breaking eye contact. ]
sweatypalms: standing in your dumpster (I was wearing nothing but sneakers)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're not even trying.

[ BUT FINE, IT'S UP TO HIM to save this poem. ]

yes it is and she had the support of DD cups under her tank top-type shirt

[ look how many words from the list he fit in there, this is the work of a MASTER ]
dirtdevil: (passive-aggressive post-it notes)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
suddenly, her disguise fell off and it was revealed to be Yato in terrible drag. thoroughly astonishing.
sweatypalms: I did not leave.e no one retweets me anymore. (Why I Left Twitter by Yato)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT.

[ FURIOUSLY WRITING: ]

but at least it wasn't Mushroom, with his pancake behind and terrible squat little legs with nothing between 'em, because then we'd all go blind
dirtdevil: (half-assed foreplay)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
why are you looking there, I wonder?
Edited 2014-10-22 04:18 (UTC)
sweatypalms: ([elegant fart noises])

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
go die
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turn-in.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
please give your poem's title in the subject line, and the content of your poem in the message part of your reply.

also, for ease of scoring, please bold all used suggested words.

turn-in is due by 9:30pm PST.
sweatypalms: ([elegant fart noises])

fuck you, Mushroom

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
there once was a hot broad in skirt
that's not even the right meaning of "broad," pig
yes it is and she had the support of DD cups under her tank top-type shirt
suddenly, her disguise fell off and it was revealed to be Yato in terrible drag. thoroughly astonishing.
but at least it wasn't Mushroom, with his pancake behind and terrible squat little legs with nothing between 'em, because then we'd all go blind
why are you looking there, I wonder?
go die
Edited 2014-10-22 04:28 (UTC)
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round 2.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Suddenly, the scrolls in front of you vanish - only to be replaced with more scrolls, each covered in writing... ]
Edited 2014-10-22 02:37 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a gassy antelope)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ well this is slightly embarrassing. ]
sweatypalms: (back away slowly)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Uh.

How is he supposed to choose...

(these are all clearly inferior)
]

...I don't know.
dirtdevil: (vomiting mid-blowjob)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
How did all these damn kids write actual poetry so easily?

[ but yeah fuck that, ours is vastly superior ]
sweatypalms: Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it. (I really don't want to get drunk alone)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Must've been a piece of cake, without Mushroom on their team.
dirtdevil: (old-people smell)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Right, because your lines were so brilliant.

Whatever, we have to pick three now.
sweatypalms: (I dont get out all that often...)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who ruined it.

..Number one is "Poem for Poem's Sake."
dirtdevil: (lumberjack fantasies)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
That one makes no sense.

[ pause. ]

Agreed.
sweatypalms: (clown college is bnot a real place.)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-10-22 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care about the others. You can pick.
dirtdevil: (shutting the fuck up)

Re: discussion.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[ that was hard. ]
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turn-in.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
please list your top three favorite poems (by listing their titles), in order, with 1 being your favorite and 3 being your least favorite of the three. you may not rank your own poem.

turn-in is due by 11pm PST. should you fail/be unable to turn-in, your team will be ineligible to win via popularity.
dirtdevil: (Default)

Re: turn-in.

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2014-10-22 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
1. A Poem for Poems' Sake
2. The Porter
3. The Tragedy of War
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Re: turn-in.

[personal profile] swansonged 2014-10-22 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ To endgame... ]