VANARA VS ALECTRYON

[soulping]

[You are whisked away to a small, dark crypt. Torches flicker on the cobweb-covered walls and a mysterious stone altar stands in the center of the room. There are two holes carved into the top of the altar: one is empty, and in the other stands a rod with a team-colored flag attached. Lined up in front of the flag are guns for every member of your team, but you all know instinctively that they're harmless. Hanging on the wall behind the altar is a parchment with the instructions of the game.]

Comments

3

[hatebound]

[hit! he ducks behind cover. . . sort of. not very well. but shooting back, again]

1

[murimurimuri]

[Hit both times. Also he falls on his face.]

6

[hatebound]

[. . . wow you're no fun you fell right over]

[walks right on out there]

I was hoping for more of a challenge.

[sprrzz]

[murimurimuri]

[I don't even need to roll, he's only now picking himself up of the ground. Three strikes, Kong's out!]

I'm not really a running-around-and-shooting-people type...

[hatebound]

[I would say sorry but minotaur sure isn't]

Then maybe you should have stayed in your crypt. Where are the others, or was it just two of you as well?

[murimurimuri]

There's tons of us! All of us!

[hatebound]

You don't sound very convincing.

If you don't tell me, I'll just go find whoever's left myself.

[murimurimuri]

I won't say a word! I'm not telling you who really has the flag, either!

[hatebound]

[wait, what]

[. . .]

Is that what you have in your pants?

[murimurimuri]

. . .












No?

[hatebound]

I'll be taking that.

[if you aren't handing it over he is not above ganking it out of your pants sORRY]

[murimurimuri]

[shrieks like a little girl when you do that, tbh]

[but there's no flag there — he's just happy to see you it's just a bare pole]

[hatebound]

[. . . rude and also cheating!! tosses it aside]

Tch. Clever, if cowardly.

[brb hunting down your other teammate]

[murimurimuri]

[Waiting until you leave and then going to search around like he forgot where he hid the flag, in a totally separate part of the graveyard from where he actually hid it.]

[soulping]

[Unfortunately whether you find it or not, official player handwaving states that Io is soon taken out of the game as well. Vanara's altar glows with mystical power-!

Not that you're there to see it. Either way, the fog in the graveyard suddenly begins to dissipate, revealing a doorway standing unsupported in front of each player. Stepping across the threshold returns you to a friendlier scene.]