soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-11-30 04:19 pm

EPONA

[You are ushered through an archway covered in flowers of your team color and find yourself in a different, smaller garden- or at least, what will soon be a garden. Plots of freshly turned soil are lined up in two rows and the area is littered with all the tools you could need. The small field is surrounded on three sides by a wooden fence, and past it all that can be seen is a thick white fog.

Along the back fence is a wooden table, covered with paper seed packets. Each packet has the plant name and a price neatly written on the front, along with some...slightly strange descriptions. You can examine them all you like, but you'll find you can't actually pick up the packets...until you pay for them, of course. A small pile of silver coins sits on the table next to the seeds, which you can move and distribute freely.

A voice speaks from the sky as you look around, just as loud and obnoxiously cheerful as before:]

Okay, let's get started already! Today you guys are gonna try to grow the best garden you possibly can! You can handle that, right? Yeah, I know ya can! Seriously, it ain't hard, just buy whatever ya want! Oh, but be sure to take good care of them, and make sure they all grow big and strong. Trust me- you're gonna need 'em!
acemedium: maya's so shocked her outfit magically changed (SURPRAIZ HIDEOUS UNIFORM)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
...... Wow. This is extreme gardening.
redwhiteandblewit: (There's never gonna be)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! This is neat. Let's garden like heck!
acemedium: Never enough stupid jokes about Edgeworth walking (EDGEWORTH CAN WALK?!!?!)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Squinting at the signs]

I'm not a big fan of flowers, but I could totally throw together a killer garden...
redwhiteandblewit: (the spell is broken)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I thought you'd be all about flowers. They're small and cute, like you!

Well, anyway, let's do our best, Star!
sweatypalms: (YOU WILL BE MADE VERY HAPPY)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-12-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ HELPFULLY ]

Let's buy the strongest plants!!
redwhiteandblewit: (You're saying you're okay--)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Of course!

If we get a bunch of nasty attacks, who needs to worry about defense...that's my strategy.
acemedium: seriously, it's very exciting (Having a finger makes me happy)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
We could put a couple of defense plants in the back and the real heavy hitters in the front!
redwhiteandblewit: (the fat lady sung)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[studying the packets]

How about...

Four Spikeweeds in the front row, with a Four Leaf Blover in the back row to back 'em up?
sweatypalms: (grilled cheese is the sweatpants of food)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-12-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
We hafta get a Four Leaf Blover-!

[ THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ]
acemedium: feed me and you might live (might be plotting your murder)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I think we should get a Marigold, too. That way we'll have more money for even cooler plants!
acemedium: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
For luck?
redwhiteandblewit: (the spell is broken)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
So, three Spikeweeds in the front row, a Marigold and a Four Leaf Blover in the back!
sweatypalms: no games (looking for gf leading to marriage)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-12-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH! There's no way we'll lose if we have that!
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe a cabbage canon, too... [do they even have all the money for this?]
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
And a Marigold, for extra money!
redwhiteandblewit: (There's never gonna be)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...sure, if we go down to two Spikeweeds! That'll be swell.
sweatypalms: solid grocery store trip (condoms and ice cream)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2014-12-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely, definitely!!

[ BRILLIANT IDEAS ALL AROUND ]
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[They have their priorities in order, definitely]

And maybe some cabbage attacks, too!
acemedium: (forgot who was phone WHERE WAS BURGER??)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-12-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
.... Maybe we can buy more later.
redwhiteandblewit: (the fat lady sung)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redwhiteandblewit 2014-12-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
If we buy more later, we oughta get a Squash. They sound like fun.

But for now, that's all good, right?

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