soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-11-30 04:20 pm

BARGHEST

[You are ushered through an archway covered in flowers of your team color and find yourself in a different, smaller garden- or at least, what will soon be a garden. Plots of freshly turned soil are lined up in two rows and the area is littered with all the tools you could need. The small field is surrounded on three sides by a wooden fence, and past it all that can be seen is a thick white fog.

Along the back fence is a wooden table, covered with paper seed packets. Each packet has the plant name and a price neatly written on the front, along with some...slightly strange descriptions. You can examine them all you like, but you'll find you can't actually pick up the packets...until you pay for them, of course. A small pile of silver coins sits on the table next to the seeds, which you can move and distribute freely.

A voice speaks from the sky as you look around, just as loud and obnoxiously cheerful as before:]

Okay, let's get started already! Today you guys are gonna try to grow the best garden you possibly can! You can handle that, right? Yeah, I know ya can! Seriously, it ain't hard, just buy whatever ya want! Oh, but be sure to take good care of them, and make sure they all grow big and strong. Trust me- you're gonna need 'em!
culpa: (thirty three.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)



Uh, so. .
terminalbanchou: (Default)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Do you wish to add the special bonus flowers, the Marigold and Sunflower, or focus entirely on offence and defence?
culpa: (everything you thought you can't forget。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Bonuses would be good, right?
terminalbanchou: (I have detailed files on human anatomy.)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Two Sunflowers in the back, to be protected. -30 credits.
Two spikeweeds to protect the Sunflowers. -30 credits
Two cabbage-pults at mid-range. -30 credits. Remaining credits: 10.
One pea-shooter between the cabbage-pults. -10 credits.

100 credits used, seven plants to be plotted. Is this acceptable?
culpa: (to spend up time。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ that was a lot of words and he only listened to maybe five of them. ]

Sure?
culpa: (these lessons we've learned here。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
. . you're really smart, huh.
terminalbanchou: (There's a storm coming.)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
In some ways, yes.
culpa: (couldn't tell what would happen next。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
You figured it out before I could even read it.
terminalbanchou: (ashes to ashes)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is strategical and numerical. This is what i am good at - data processing.
culpa: (it's the moment of truth。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 02:27 am (UTC)(link)


Oh. I guess that makes sense, 'cause robots are like. . computers and stuff, right?
terminalbanchou: (It's a rock monster.)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I assume that is correct, though I have no frame of reference to compare to.
Edited 2014-12-01 02:28 (UTC)
culpa: (i wasn't listening at all。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
. . weird.
terminalbanchou: (Default)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
1 SCPCS
2 SuxxxSu

1- 2 spikeweed, 2 cabbage, 1 peashooter; spikeweeds in front of the sunflowers
2- two sunflowers in either corner
culpa: (the sound of a fight?)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to send any away if we can handle it ourselves.
terminalbanchou: (always keep my word.)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Acknowledged. We will be able to handle it.
culpa: (run boy、 run。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 03:16 am (UTC)(link)



I've got two swords.
terminalbanchou: (Default)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
No.
culpa: (with a thousand lies。)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, neat!
terminalbanchou: (replaced)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
A great success. We can afford another sunflower and spikeweed for the back row. Thoughts?
culpa: (i won't make the same mistake。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
We only have fifteen though, right?
terminalbanchou: (Default)

orion's player is dumb as shit and read the score as credits

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. A spikeweed for extra defense, then?
culpa: (these lessons we've learned here。)

shhh

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
The spikeweeds are cool.


Okay!
terminalbanchou: (Don't open that! It's an alien planet!)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
We will succeed.
culpa: (sometimes we play。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of course we will!
terminalbanchou: (Default)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
1 SCPCS
2 SuxSSu

Adding a spikeweed in the back row. (-15 credits)

No garlic. Garlic is for people who are not shounen heroes.
Edited 2014-12-01 04:27 (UTC)
culpa: (forty one.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Should we get another Sunflower?
terminalbanchou: (replaced)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Affirmative. Our garden is doing well in its defence.
culpa: (i wasn't listening at all。)

[personal profile] culpa 2014-12-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
We should put one of these in our dorm.
terminalbanchou: (Default)

[personal profile] terminalbanchou 2014-12-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
No garlic, garlic is for sycophants and products of incest.

1 SCPCS
2 SuSuSSu

Adding a sunflower in the back row. (-15 credits)