soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-11-30 04:20 pm

HENWEN

[You are ushered through an archway covered in flowers of your team color and find yourself in a different, smaller garden- or at least, what will soon be a garden. Plots of freshly turned soil are lined up in two rows and the area is littered with all the tools you could need. The small field is surrounded on three sides by a wooden fence, and past it all that can be seen is a thick white fog.

Along the back fence is a wooden table, covered with paper seed packets. Each packet has the plant name and a price neatly written on the front, along with some...slightly strange descriptions. You can examine them all you like, but you'll find you can't actually pick up the packets...until you pay for them, of course. A small pile of silver coins sits on the table next to the seeds, which you can move and distribute freely.

A voice speaks from the sky as you look around, just as loud and obnoxiously cheerful as before:]

Okay, let's get started already! Today you guys are gonna try to grow the best garden you possibly can! You can handle that, right? Yeah, I know ya can! Seriously, it ain't hard, just buy whatever ya want! Oh, but be sure to take good care of them, and make sure they all grow big and strong. Trust me- you're gonna need 'em!
wherethewildthingsare: (BISON CEMENTABS)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Just this face.

This face the entire time.]
robitussin: (feel like i feel too)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2014-12-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
What?
letstalk: (25)

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[personal profile] letstalk 2014-12-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get it...
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
What.. sort of game is this supposed to be?
robitussin: (it only hurts when i cry)

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[personal profile] robitussin 2014-12-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's no less ridiculous than playing house.
wherethewildthingsare: (OATZ SQUATZON)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's a.. gardening game.. [A battle garden..?]
wherethewildthingsare: (DIRK HARDPEC)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think this is inherently more ridiculous.
robitussin: (if they love each other)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2014-12-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
We can have a pointless discussion about that later. What do you wanna do?
letstalk: (and let's go for a ride)

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[personal profile] letstalk 2014-12-01 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Waaah...I've never gardened anything before.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Marigold in the two corners of our back-row. Wall-nut's in front of each.

Then 3 pea shooters in the 3 middle front spaces, and a cabbage pault in the middle of the back row?
wherethewildthingsare: (BISON CEMENTABS)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I think this is uh.. gonna be a little different, from a normal garden.
letstalk: (25)

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[personal profile] letstalk 2014-12-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Why?
wherethewildthingsare: (TOUCH RUSTROD)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think there's going to be aggressive wildlife.
robitussin: (Default)

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[personal profile] robitussin 2014-12-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
You sure it's a good plan to spend all our money immediately?
letstalk: (and let's go for a ride)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] letstalk 2014-12-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Why?
wherethewildthingsare: (WHIP SLAGCHEEK)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if this works the way I think it does...

We use our money to buy resources, and probably use those resources to fight.. something. So if we try to conserve it can cost us more in the long term. Like...if you have 100 troops in an army, and send 20 of them to capture 10 thieves, you'll probably have more injuries and casualties than if you sent 30, or even 50.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Because they wanna eat the plants, I imagine.
robitussin: (feel like i feel too)

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[personal profile] robitussin 2014-12-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[shrugs]

Fair enough. I'm cool with that. I mean, not like I know anything about this kind of stuff.
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2014-12-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)

I don't think anyone knows about this. sort of thing.
robitussin: (feel like i feel too)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2014-12-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's basically battle strategy stuff disguised as gardening, yeah?

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