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[soulping]

[ You enter the doors into a brightly-colored room that curves down, like a bowl, with stairs towards the center. In the center of the bowl, there’s a circular marble table, with chairs around it. ]

[ When you get to the center, the doors slam shut. Once you look back at the table, there’s a menu standing upright in the center… ]

Soo...I don’t remember what’s in everything, but you should eat right up! Everyone should eat! If you don’t, uhmm, there’s a penalty. You’re all way too skinny anyway!

Comments

[quackery]

I-I would, except eating isn't going to kill you! That doesn't even make sense!

[glorifiedtrash]

...You don't have a lot of experience with the world do you.

[quackery]

What's that supposed to mean?

[glorifiedtrash]

It means you're a kid. A runt! A short little bundle of inexperience!

[hopefully somebody told you Zelos is a jerk :,)]

[quackery]

E-Even if I'm young, that doesn't mean I'm wrong when I say eating something isn't going to kill you!

[glorifiedtrash]

Even if it's gummy worms and curry stuffed in turkey wrapped in bacon and glazed with lemon in a white wine sauce? Or tapioca cupcakes topped with spam? Mushrooms pixie sticks????

[quackery]

That... sounds pretty gross even if I haven't heard of half that stuff, and it might give you a bad stomachache, but I think saying it would kill you is kind of going overboard.

[glorifiedtrash]

...Definitely a kid. You'll learn. Are you going to help eat any of this stuff anyway? You don't seem like much use in an eating contest, have to say.

[quackery]

I will! I mean, I want to get our memories back as much as anybody else, so I'll definitely help as much as I can.

[glorifiedtrash]

That's the spirit ♪.

[Putting a hand on her shoulder]

If you can't handle it and pass out I'm leaving you here to Jo's machinations. Good luck ♥!

[quackery]

I-I'm not going to pass out, but regardless, that isn't very nice of you!

[glorifiedtrash]

Haven't you ever heard the saying nice guys have stunted growth? [He's tall for a Japanese creation sob so clearly he can't be nice!!!] Besides I haven't passed you yet!

[quackery]

That totally isn't true! And you haven't passed me for what?

[glorifiedtrash]

Being part of this team of course. You didn't think you could just waltz in and we'd all accept you did you?

[quackery]

Um, I'm on this team whether you say yes or not! I didn't really have a choice in it either, for the record.

[glorifiedtrash]

Don't give me that- everyone has a choice. Nobody made you show up here. You don't have to be here either.

[Crossing his arms]

We didn't need a replacement for Cutie Pie.

[quackery]

Um, I just woke up here without any memories. That wasn't my choice.

Who's that?

[glorifiedtrash]

You woke up here because you died. Cutie Pie is our teammate you replaced.

[quackery]

Yeah, so how is that my fault?

[She pauses.]

Really?

[glorifiedtrash]

How should I know? I don't get a list of your screw-ups every time a new person shows up here. You still don't have to be here if you don't like it.

And yeah you did. ...But it really doesn't mean anything. Whatever.

[Going to go grab himself a chair and sit by himself laterzzzzz]

[quackery]

Then why are you acting like—

[She starts, buuuut then he's gone. Oops.]