soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-01-02 08:20 pm

RATATOSKR

[ You enter the doors into a brightly-colored room that curves down, like a bowl, with stairs towards the center. In the center of the bowl, there’s a circular marble table, with chairs around it. ]

[ When you get to the center, the doors slam shut. Once you look back at the table, there’s a menu standing upright in the center… ]

Soo...I don’t remember what’s in everything, but you should eat right up! Everyone should eat! If you don’t, uhmm, there’s a penalty. You’re all way too skinny anyway!
quackery: (goodbye! it's a happy ending)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can do it this time.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well lets see....)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Does look like the portions go down.

Wanna try surprise 8?
Edited 2014-01-03 03:48 (UTC)
quackery: (is goodbye goodbye)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think I can do that! I mean, grass is a lot better than blood, so it looks like they get easier.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Hellz yeah its the plan!)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Grass can even kinda taste okay.

[....she may have eaten grass at one point.]

You can do it, Sapphire!
quackery: (no standing in the wings afraid)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
H-How would you know that?
quackery: (the final word)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Did you eat grass?
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well uh this is awk)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes?

[Shrugs.] It was green! [That only makes sense to you, Roxy.]
quackery: (no standing in the wings afraid)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why does it matter what color it is?
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well ain't that a sight)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Because...green is...food?
quackery: commissioned art, please dns! (i've had a little bit too much)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Since when?
thevoidsdarkhorse: (WELP)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Always?

But Ruby says that might not be true...

[IT'S CONFUSING.]
quackery: (and not just play a part)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Color doesn't determine whether something is food or not! I mean, there could be a green desk somewhere, and that desk wouldn't be food, would it?
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well lets see....)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Yeah she]

[She needs to think about this.]
quackery: (the part's been played)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
At least grass doesn't seem like it would be that bad...
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well ain't that a sight)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't.

...the desk wouldn't but, but the thing that MADE it green might be.
quackery: (no standing in the wings afraid)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Y-You mean paint? You can't eat paint, either!
quackery: (all the song and dance goodbye)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[A pause.]

Because it's paint!
thevoidsdarkhorse: (And then there was a juggalo)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
...and paint is....

A thing that....colors?

[Should also do turn in for Ahiru's funtime meal.]
quackery: (it's a happy ending so i'll say)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! The desk was probably, like, some other color before it was painted green.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well uh this is awk)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wood does seem to be...

Browns and stuff.

[I do now know plants. And Carapacians have tainted green.]
quackery: (goodbye! it's a happy ending)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like it! Although I guess it might depend.
quackery: (the empty lies are in the past)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
On the kind of wood? I don't really know anything about wood, though.

Re: DISCUSSION

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