soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-01-28 05:04 pm

DAWON TIGERS

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]
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Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] listentomybardsong 2015-01-29 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Why would it be illegal to kill an ant? Ants are giant and could hurt people, aren't they?
bloodbiter: (Default)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] bloodbiter 2015-01-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
...What?
pawper: (it's like a plaid pancake)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] pawper 2015-01-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it's not, or I'm going to be in trouble.
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Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] listentomybardsong 2015-01-29 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...Aren't ants supposed to be large and murderous?
bloodbiter: (that's the promise i make)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] bloodbiter 2015-01-29 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
They are very small where I'm from. Since they're harmless, I would not kill them, but I don't think it should be illegal.
footwork: (63)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] footwork 2015-01-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ gasps, all too over the top ] All those poor ant families...
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Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] listentomybardsong 2015-01-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say it's not, then. We all agree.
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Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] listentomybardsong 2015-01-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds universal, then, that it's not illegal.
pawper: (it's 110° but these fries taste great)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] pawper 2015-01-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
But I was hungry......

[oops]
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Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] listentomybardsong 2015-01-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Sacrifices must be made, sometimes.

I'm sure the Queen had more.
pawper: (listing all the food i ate)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] pawper 2015-01-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! That sounds good to me.

There's tons and tons of ants in the world, anyway. It's not like they're rare or special.
footwork: (64)

Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] footwork 2015-01-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
--You ate them?!

... were they good?
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Re: DISCUSS

[personal profile] bloodbiter 2015-01-29 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. All the same, what a strange question.

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