DAWON TIGERS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

Is it illegal to kill an ant??????

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[listentomybardsong]

... Why would it be illegal to kill an ant? Ants are giant and could hurt people, aren't they?

Re: DISCUSS

[pawper]

I hope it's not, or I'm going to be in trouble.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[pawper]

No, killing ants isn't illegal.

QUESTION 2

[soulping]

What are dogs made out of?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[listentomybardsong]

... What are dogs made of?

[she's a little wobbly, though, and has to take a moment to yawn.]

Re: DISCUSS

[pawper]

[curls up on the ground and closes eyes]

....they're made out of meat and stuff....

Re: DISCUSS

[bloodbiter]

Blood, bones and organs...?

[yawns]

Re: DISCUSS

[footwork]

They're made outta love.

[ nods sagely, eyes closed and swaying a bit ]

Re: DISCUSS

[showyouthesight]

[ I was here the whole time. He is a drowsy tiger shark. ]

Like... hot dogs?

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[pawper]

Dogs are made of affection, loyalty, and a love of having fun.

QUESTION 3

[soulping]

Why is it illegal to steal someone's horse or parakeet but perfectly legal to steal someone's girlfriend?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[pawper]

[covers her ears???]

A girlfriend isn't a pet, though...

Re: DISCUSS

[bloodbiter]

[rubs at eyes as she lays on the floor??]

Because girlfriends are people and can make their own choices...

Re: DISCUSS

[showyouthesight]

[ He is just kind of crashing on the floor right now. ]

... uhhhh stealing hearts involves some consent on the person's side.

Re: DISCUSS

[listentomybardsong]

[HER EARS FLATTEN AGAINST HER HEAD]

This question is stupid.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

QUESTION 4

[soulping]

Is Death inevitable?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]