GULGALLANA COWS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

If i eat myself would i become twice as big or would i disappear?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[beathach]

[. . . IS THIS A REAL QUESTION]

What.

Re: DISCUSS

[naturen]

I... I don't... You'd die?

Re: DISCUSS

[beathach]

I'm fairly sure a person would die from blood loss before they were capable of even eating a quarter of themselves.

[this question ofFENDS HIM AS A SCIENTIST]

QUESTION 2

[soulping]

How do i remove my eyeball?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

QUESTION 3

[soulping]

HELP?! VEGETARIAN ATE MEAT?!?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

Re: DISCUSS

[naturen]

Do you think we should answer seriously, or...?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[hardertheyfall]

Neither. You would be more than twice your size. You would be titanic.

QUESTION 4

[soulping]

What does it mean if you dream about falling into a canyon and being eaten by a dragon on the way down?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[naturen]

I'm halfway tempted to put that.

Re: DISCUSS

[beathach]

. . . or what?

Re: DISCUSS

[hardertheyfall]

Well they can't be asking seriously in the first place.

Re: DISCUSS

[naturen]

... P-Put a silly answer? [ Like our bud Cross'. ]

Re: DISCUSS

[beathach]

[jiiiiiiiii]

Re: DISCUSS

[naturen]

M-Maybe...

Re: DISCUSS

[beathach]

I . . . don't know?

My instinct is to answer it honestly, but uh - if you two want to do silly answers . . .

[as much as it pains him]

Re: DISCUSS

[hardertheyfall]

[ He regrets nothing. For all he knows, that's the truth. ]

Well, it's stupid. You can't eat yourself, you can only eat part of yourself.