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EPONA PONIES

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

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Can a man knock out a gorilla using only hand-to-hand combat?

What's a gorilla?

A really big monkey.

Oh.

[ scoffs. ]

Then of course.

Doesn't it depend on the man? Like, if it were Yato... he'd be banana paste in no time!

It would definitely depend. But it can be done, I'm sure.

[ come at me, gorilla. ]

Where does the fire go when it goes out?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

What is it called when you find math soothing?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room