EPONA PONIES

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

Can a man knock out a gorilla using only hand-to-hand combat?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[dirtdevil]

What's a gorilla?

Re: DISCUSS

[sadistfaction]

What if we kill the man instead?

[Doin it wrong already, jeez]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[dirtdevil]

Why not? Though you might want to find some big fat guys to practice on first.

QUESTION 2

[soulping]

Where does the fire go when it goes out?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[sweatypalms]

[ FINGER IN HIS EAR, ] Huh? What??

[ WHAT IS THAT NOISE? ]

Re: DISCUSS

[dirtdevil]

[ falls over!! ]

Wh—

Re: DISCUSS

[acemedium]

[FALLS OVER]

[....decides it's more comfortable to stay like this anyway]

Re: DISCUSS

[sadistfaction]

[ALSO ON THE FLOOR. And taking this question literally.]

The fire would probably go out to be with other fire so that they can grow and burn down the world.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[sweatypalms]

It goes out to a hot new club, with some other fire it hooked up with on Tinder.

QUESTION 3

[soulping]

What is it called when you find math soothing?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[acemedium]

[Still on the ground...!] WOAH.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Re: DISCUSS

[dirtdevil]

[ ...suddenly freezes. why are the walls moving?? ]

Re: DISCUSS

[sadistfaction]

What the-?

[What is even happening. Why is everything rainbows. What.]

I really am losing my damn mind. I knew it.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[sweatypalms]

[ WE'RE TOO STONED FOR THIS ]

It's called having a good mathseuse!

QUESTION 4

[soulping]

I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[sweatypalms]

[ HUGGING THE CLOSEST PONY ]

Hiiii ♥

SUBMIT

[soulping]