EDEN'S SWEET BABY ALECTRYON ROOSTERS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[murimurimuri]

[Well good riddance to everyone. Kong takes the opportunity to stretch out on that futon.]

That's a normal thing to be afraid of.

Re: DISCUSS

[nuketheskies]

[ HI BIRD TEAM YOU HAVE A FUCKING RIDICULOUS BIRD WITH YOU TODAY ]

What's a chainsaw? What's a phobia?

Re: DISCUSS

[fightorflight]

[BIRDY]

Phobia is... if you're scared.

Re: DISCUSS

[fightorflight]

What is a chainsaw?

Re: DISCUSS

[nuketheskies]

So then it'd just be 'scared of chainsaws', right?

Re: DISCUSS

[fightorflight]

Yes.

Re: DISCUSS

[murimurimuri]

A machine with a quickly rotating chain of blades. It's meant for cutting down trees, so it can be pretty dangerous for people.

Re: DISCUSS

[nuketheskies]

Easy!

QUESTION 2

[soulping]

8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

QUESTION 3

[soulping]

Does a fart contain DNA?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

QUESTION 4

[soulping]

Why haven't we been on the sun?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[murimurimuri]

Eh, sure.

[shrugs]

Re: SUBMIT

[nuketheskies]

The phobia of chainsaws is called being scared of chainsaws!

[ BRILLIANCE ]

Re: DISCUSS

[nuketheskies]

[ I'M DOING A GOOD ]

Re: DISCUSS

[murimurimuri]

......................

Re: DISCUSS

[nuketheskies]

How does it look like a smiley face?

[ BUUUUURP ]