AMALTHEA GOATS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

I really like peanut butter. Can I take a bath in it?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

What the hell kind of game is this.

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

A... very strange one?

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

This question is so stupid I'm tempted to make things up.

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

We might as well. Something tells me it's not going to make much of a difference to this Echo.

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

Probably not.

[He takes what he probably considers a 'helpful tone']

Yes, you can definitely bathe in peanut butter.

Peanuts contain many essential fats and oils, so in addition to being delicious, bathing in peanut butter can aid in clearing up problems like dry skin and red patches. Make sure not to wipe or wash it off when you're done either, so the beneficial oils can soak into your body all day.

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

[NODDING SAGELY ALONG]

Of course, those who don't happen to like peanut butter can switch it up a little and bathe in peanuts instead. Since the oils don't release quite as well that way, you should compensate by adding normal butter to the mix.

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh my god that's horrible.

I love it.

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

I think we've sufficiently answered the question, don't you?

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

Totally. I'll just type it in.

QUESTION 2

[soulping]

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes, you can definitely bathe in peanut butter.

Peanuts contain many essential fats and oils, so in addition to being delicious, bathing in peanut butter can aid in clearing up problems like dry skin and red patches. Make sure not to wipe or wash it off when you're done either, so the beneficial oils can soak into your body all day.

Of course, those who don't happen to like peanut butter can switch it up a little and bathe in peanuts instead. Since the oils don't release quite as well that way, you should compensate by adding normal butter to the mix.

QUESTION 3

[soulping]

How many calories are in a booger?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

QUESTION 4

[soulping]

When i die and go to heaven can i still watch anime?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

[SUDDENLY RAINBOWS]

...What.

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

[he's tanking on the floor sorry bro.]

he wants to know.. if 2+2 equals 5..

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

That's not what I was talking about. Everything looks... weird.