AMALTHEA GOATS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

I really like peanut butter. Can I take a bath in it?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

What the hell kind of game is this.

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

A... very strange one?

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes, you can definitely bathe in peanut butter.

Peanuts contain many essential fats and oils, so in addition to being delicious, bathing in peanut butter can aid in clearing up problems like dry skin and red patches. Make sure not to wipe or wash it off when you're done either, so the beneficial oils can soak into your body all day.

Of course, those who don't happen to like peanut butter can switch it up a little and bathe in peanuts instead. Since the oils don't release quite as well that way, you should compensate by adding normal butter to the mix.

QUESTION 2

[soulping]

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

[SUDDENLY RAINBOWS]

...What.

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

[he's tanking on the floor sorry bro.]

he wants to know.. if 2+2 equals 5..

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's sleepy this is gonna have some typos okay.]

One a big enoufgh scale differences in numbers become smaller so like 2 plus 2 doesn't equal five but a millon and two plus a million and two is way closewr to 2 million and five than 4 is to 4

also maybe if you look at something from a big enough distance differences seem smaller like 10 feet is a lot right in front of you but not sa much from far away so like look at the numbers from space and it'll seem like 2 + 2 can equal 5

QUESTION 3

[soulping]

How many calories are in a booger?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[goodbyenurse]

[....just. looking cross. with a yawn.]

Boogers do not have calories.

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

they might.

They're like.. snot and dirt and stuff.

[HE'S SO SLEEPY AND HIS EYES ARE WATERING.]

Re: DISCUSS

[endsintheocean]

[FACE. IN. HANDS.

and it's going to stay there because what is moving even]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[goodbyenurse]

A calorie is the the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 kilogram of water through 1 degree celcius.

Boogers do not provide energy if eaten, as your stomach is coated with mucus.

Ergo, zero calories.

QUESTION 4

[soulping]

When i die and go to heaven can i still watch anime?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

DISCUSS

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[goodbyenurse]

[okay but now she's yawning again and might be. draping on someone.]

This question makes many assumptions...

Re: DISCUSS

[whoslaughingmeow]

people who watch anime do not go to heaven.

[So many butterflies. And almost falling asleep on Belt.]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[whoslaughingmeow]

People who watch anime do not go to Heaven.