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VANARA MONKEYS

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

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Can spiders be gay?

...Maybe? I see no reason why not.

[ peering at the question ]

Of course they can be happy. I also see no reason why they wouldn't be.

I think they mean a different definition of 'gay'. As in, interested in the same gender.

Oh. Then why not? I do not see why we would discriminate.

...I am Ocelot, by the way.

Agreed. And it's nice to meet you, Miss Ocelot. I'm Gryphon.

[ nodding ]

Your name sounds very regal. ...this is a game, yes? I have never been to one before. I did not think we would be answering questions.

Oh, it's your first one? Let's hope we do well.

Anyway, it seems games can be more or less anything. You never know what to expect.

I hope we do well, too. I will try to do my best to that end.

Anything at all?

I've only played in one game before this, but from my teammates' descriptions it seems there are very few limitations.

Then I will have to be prepared for everything.

We don't see any reason why they couldn't be.

How to grow bigger feet?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

[BURRRP]

Uh, I don't think you can make your feet grow on purpose.

[ uh butterflies what, reaching to touch one and her hand is going through it...?? ]

Can one grow them? Or do you have to stretch them....what are these things in the air?

I really don't think stretching them would be healthy either.

What things? I don't see anything.

[BUUUUUURP]

There are these...winged bugs...

[ now she just looks like she's waving her hands around her face tbh ]

No, but it would answer their question. They did not specify -- [ swatting at a butterfly ] -- if they wanted it to be painless.

[why can't i see the bugs why can't i stop burping WHY]

Oh, that's- [burp] -true. And if there aren't any painless methods...

Spirits bless you.

[ in response to your burps, obviously ]

Then they would have to suffer a bit to do so, I imagine. Or maybe there is a magic somewhere that will grant them the power to grow new feet, bigger feet.

Ah, thank you. I can't seem to stop. [burp.]

I suppose magic might be a possibility, but I wouldn't know anything about it.

I know a bit, but only about the earth. I do not know any other kind. But I imagine there are magical people for everything.

Then we should suggest that they try to find someone with the right kind of magic. Especially if they don't want to try stretching their feet.

Yes. Perhaps that can be the first solution, and then if that doesn't work, tell them that a more painful alternative would be stretching them themselves?

Yes, I'll type that in!

You could try to find someone with the right kind of magic for growing feet. If that doesn't work, you could try to stretch them yourself, but that could be painful.

Which name is the prettiest?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

[burps

and falls asleep

with his eyes open

zzz]

[ uhm i feel awful but shaking you gently ]

We have a question...

-What? Oh, yes.

[peers blearily at the question]

...Isn't that just a matter of preference? Are they asking our opinion?

That's an entirely subjective matter. the prettiest name is whichever you think is prettiest.

Can a cat steal my breath and kill me?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

[zzzzz]

y, ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- .

[translation: there is a quail sleeping on the keyboard]

You did it. You took a nap.

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VANARA MONKEYS

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