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AMALOMLETTES

[ The Traveler appears before you as you board your train, which appears to be a team-themed, sparse, and incredibly modern, like the inside of a commuter train. ]

Today's dream is the dream of a conductor, who, despite the worst befalling his world, endeavoured to make sure his train still ran on time. Death ravaged the land, the bloodied bodies of the fallen rising to claim the living as their prey. Decisions had to be made. He had rivals.

Did he save poor lost souls that were not on his schedule? Did he utterly crush his enemies, to assure supremacy and secure his own life? It doesn't matter. He died, in the end, along with his world.

And so to, shall you. Do you wish to attempt to avert the course of history? The story of the Undead Assault Upon The Locomotive Enthusiasts of The Year Two Thousand and Twelve is now yours, and yours alone.

Buckle up.

[ ALSO THIS BULLSHIT IS NOW BLARING OVER THE INTERCOMS ]

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We are stopping for the passengers.

[ You stop.

Unfortunately, trains take a very, very long time to stop, and these are very, very fast zombies, and a very, very slow family.

They die by the time you're fully stopped

And now you have zombies banging on your doors. It would probably be a good idea to get back underway, now. Do you want to send a teammate or passengers to fend them off while you do so, or just hope they don't break in before you're back at full speed? ]

Well. That did not work.

[We don't give things up unless we have to. WE DRIVE, AND WE HOPE.]

[ One zombie breaks in before you manage to pick up enough speed to throw them all off.

It grabs Otacon, mauling his throat with its gross, diseased teeth. ]

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[ SHRIEKING AND CRYING, BUT I ASKED FOR THIS (sort of). ]

HOLY FUCK DOES THIS HURT!

[ well then ]

[...So after that are we able to beat the everloving fuck out of the zombie's skull with whatever's lying around?]

[ absolutely. ]

[Then we do that.]

Professor, it seems we shall be weaponizing you. My sincerest apologies.

[ Too busy lying on the ground, covering the gaping bloody bite wound on his neck with his hands. ]

I don't want to hurt anyone...! That's not what I wanted!

You were bitten by a zombie. That means your status has changed to infected.

Per the rules, in two turns you shall attack another team of our choice, costing them either a player or half their passengers.

Might I recommend Epona or Ratatotskr?