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RATS

[ The Traveler appears before you as you board your train, which appears to be a team-themed, sparse, and incredibly modern, like the inside of a commuter train. ]

Today's dream is the dream of a conductor, who, despite the worst befalling his world, endeavoured to make sure his train still ran on time. Death ravaged the land, the bloodied bodies of the fallen rising to claim the living as their prey. Decisions had to be made. He had rivals.

Did he save poor lost souls that were not on his schedule? Did he utterly crush his enemies, to assure supremacy and secure his own life? It doesn't matter. He died, in the end, along with his world.

And so to, shall you. Do you wish to attempt to avert the course of history? The story of the Undead Assault Upon The Locomotive Enthusiasts of The Year Two Thousand and Twelve is now yours, and yours alone.

Buckle up.

[ ALSO THIS BULLSHIT IS NOW BLARING OVER THE INTERCOMS ]

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Can't we just fight them?

[ Most obvious question of the game goes to... ]

[ I was absolutely here the whole time ]

But we don't even know how many there are!

Does that matter? [ No, no it doesn't. ]

Naaaah, I wouldn't. The undead are a pain to keep down.

Just snap their legs off? Rotten bodies should be easy enough.

[ She's just providing an EASY SOLUTION for a team of FIGHTERS. ]

They could reform.

The skeletons reformed. Crush them and the fuckers just pulled themselves together afgain.

Man, what kind of undead do that?

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What if there's infinite dead people?

We'd be killin 'em for a long time.

Exactly for-fucking-ever, Badass. We don't have that kind of time.

Bummer.

[....]

Oh, and here I was worried.

...This is the dumbest thing we've done yet. Can't we just leave everyone to die and just save ourselves.

Eh, it's just a little undead.

Passengers are a way to win. We can save at least ten.

...She's right. I'm going to have nightmares. I think this is my most hated game yet; fine, fine. Let's save ten.

Oh, it's just a few dead bodies.

[Fight one undead, fight them all.]

It's not the bodies I care about!

We'll be fine. I've dealt with the undead before, practically a pro. You saw it.

[And skeletons fucking reformed.]

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We could. But what if we get derailed, or something, and then have to give someone up anyway? We might as well try to get passengers, too.

...Are you suggesting we use passengers as cushions to protect ourselves?

[ well when you put it that way it sounds absolutely heartless ]

They're not real. This is a dream, right?

[.......does she WANT him to decimate her morality?! Must. Contain. Cynicism.]

You really don't want to ask me that question. Let's just leave it at it's beneficial all around and go for it.

[you would be]

...Guess that means we're all agreed?