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[You suddenly find yourselves standing at the beginning of a large hedge maze, one with walls that extend so far above your head you're not quite certain where they end. There is no entrance behind you, and the bushes are so thick and full of thorns that attempting to crawl through them will result in numerous scratches]

[There is no way to go but forward]

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[ COVERS HIS NOSE... ]

Maybe something other than that!!

...She can have my tail.

. . . Are you sure?

It's not like I need that.

[i just wanna get out of here and back to omelettes]

Stop! How about we all don't leap right into amputation?

I could offer my left arm.

Don't you need your arm?!

His left arm is made of metal. It's fake.

I know that. It's a whole arm.

Re: DISCUSSION

grandstanding - 2015-02-21 20:24 (UTC) - Expand

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sweatypalms - 2015-02-21 20:32 (UTC) - Expand

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grandstanding - 2015-02-21 20:33 (UTC) - Expand

I've got another one.

We can give up something we don't use at all!

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featherduster - 2015-02-21 20:25 (UTC) - Expand

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sweatypalms - 2015-02-21 20:27 (UTC) - Expand

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featherduster - 2015-02-21 20:28 (UTC) - Expand

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sweatypalms - 2015-02-21 20:30 (UTC) - Expand

[oh. no problem with that, but...]

Well, if you want. I just hope it counts.

She just wants a piece of us, right? I definitely consider this thing a piece of me.

[shrugs]

Fine.

T-The fake one, right?

The fake one, the fake one! Yes.

.... Okay. I just hope it's enough.

[SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE]

[OR DOES SHE]

What about an eye? You've got plenty.

Yeah...

[ he'd be fine giving up some armeyes. WOULD THAT EVEN COUNT. ]

You could go.... "eye love the smell of flowers in the morning"....

Wouldn't that solve the riddle?

No.

[ NO EYEBALLS!!!! ]

Why not?! He's got like fifty of them! And they're in weird places!

Why do you guys wanna chop off your parts so badly?! They're still attached to him! Geez!

Those aren't parts! They're like... a curse! They're supposed to come off with water!

[OR SOMETHING.]

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featherduster - 2015-02-21 20:30 (UTC) - Expand

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acemedium - 2015-02-21 20:31 (UTC) - Expand

She can take 'em!!

No.

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