EPONA

[soulping]

[You suddenly find yourselves standing at the beginning of a large hedge maze, one with walls that extend so far above your head you're not quite certain where they end. There is no entrance behind you, and the bushes are so thick and full of thorns that attempting to crawl through them will result in numerous scratches]

[There is no way to go but forward]

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

[ . . . ]

We have horns...

Re: DISCUSSION

[grandstanding]

That could work... I'm not sure any of the others fit.

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what horns are for, anyway. Unless they're just supposed to be fancy goat crowns, or something.

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

Wouldn't horns be more like.... impaling?

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

Does one preclude the other?

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

I'm not sure you could really pound something with a horn....

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Goats pound each other with 'em, don't they!

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

Isn't the what a ram is?

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Yeah! Same thing!

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

I thought that was goat wrestling.

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Mountain goats, they smash their heads together.

It's either horns or teeth... [ and they have horns. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

Yeah! Goat wrestling!

...We could do both?

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Isn't that cheating?

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

He might disqualify us for trying both...

Re: DISCUSSION

[grandstanding]

...the only other one would be the ox's teeth.

[crush. pound. destroy.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

I feel like we could make a good case for the horns, but I'm somehow doubting how cooperative this guy's gonna be.

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

They could be used to crush and pound! So that's gotta count, right?

Re: DISCUSSION

[grandstanding]

Hopefully. But it could also refer to teeth.

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

[ ugh...

NOW HE'S TORN. ]

We've gotta get this one right.

Re: DISCUSSION

[grandstanding]

I know.

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

[ rubs his gross face.

and then fiddles with his fangs. hrmmmgmmgh... ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

... We could all give up a few teeth. Between the four of us it wouldn't be that bad.

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

No. Just... take mine. Please.

[because you guys are looking really tasty right now :(]

Re: DISCUSSION

[featherduster]

I think you already know I'm not gonna agree to that, boss.

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

[THERE ARE SHADOW TENDRILS FORMING NOW ???]

I can't-- [....]

... It's.... for the best. T-They're evil ghost teeth, anyway.