The walls of the hedge maze close in around you. Before you is a single stone table covered in quill pens and several sheets of parchment. Even if you normally cannot read or write, for the time being, you find that you can.
[The words glow faintly as they settle onto the parchment, and then the papers around you ruffle in a sudden breeze, which whisks your crossword and your clue away...]
"This is a poem for you: This first word is just some idiot's _____ a girl with one small boob and one big ____ was a dumb ____ who always live-tweets as she eats all the candy cos she likes ____"
We have no patience for nonsense clues; Their lack of wit is easier for us to use. So in response to their clumsy composition, we've come up with our own submission.
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Top across: Avalanche
Middle across: Lake
Bottom across: Canyon
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Create a saying or short story based on the puzzle you made, without using any of the words themselves. This will be the clue for your puzzle.
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[This one, however, is accompanied by a clue...]
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This first word is just some idiot's _____
a girl with one small boob and one big ____
was a dumb ____ who always live-tweets
as she eats all the candy cos she likes ____"
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I don't believe I understand any of that.
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I . . . don't think I do either. It isn't very nice.
. . . maybe the last word is sweets?
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Top across: Gibberish
Middle across: Oafs
Bottom across: Senses
[and then writing a little poem:]
We have no patience for nonsense clues;
Their lack of wit is easier for us to use.
So in response to their clumsy composition,
we've come up with our own submission.
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