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[soulping]

[ It's surprisingly spacious inside this cardboard box... ]

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[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Eh, it's not as bad as I was fearing.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

You were afraid?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

....seriously?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I'm asking you a honest question, yes. You could at least answer it.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I just thought it was only Sapphire that hadn't picked up I'm a cagey motherfucker.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

A what.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I hide a lot of shit? Like, not really LYING, I just don't...say it?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Doesn't everyone? You want a gold star for being special or something?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Not really.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Then why bring it up? [ SHE'S NOT FOLLOWING. ]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Le sigh. Never mind.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

... did you just vocalize the word sigh instead of just outright sighing?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Yes.

Yes I did.

A French sigh too.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

You can't even sigh in our language!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I an a mulch-lingual girl.

I even read alien.

Apparently.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Sometimes I get the impression you make up half this shit to see if we fall for it.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[...how did I get mulch out of multi...]

Nope. I can't make up half the crazy stuff. I was reading file that the Batterwitch sent me. Part of it certainly wasn't in English.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Maybe making shit up on the fly!!1 ]

The fact you have an enemy called 'Batterwitch' is unbelievable enough.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[MAYBE]

I don't think that's her actual name. I just call her that because fuck her.

She's the troll Empress.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Why not just call her 'Fuck Her'?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Because I say fuck too much.

Plus there might be some specific reason I don't remember.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Surprised you know your own limits when it comes to your vocabulary.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I swear like a sailor, I know that.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Habit is starting to wear off on me.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Is it?