Tiamat

[soulping]

[ Suddenly you find yourself on top of a large, team-colored tower -- the ones in the center of the lake, to be precise. Inspecting closer you’ll find that the tower is actually made of removable blocks: large, brittle candy blocks.

Looking around you, all of the other teams’ towers are visible to you, in a circle around the wide lake. But although you can make out the number of blocks in each tower and which team they belong to, it is impossible to yell between towers. Huh.

On top of your platform is a set of three objects on a table, with a sign that says “Eat one and win!”: a Jawbreaker, some Peanut Brittle, and a small cup of Whipped Cream.

There are no handrails or edges, and if you peer over the side, you can see that your tower is standing in a lake made of jello. . . ]

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

ITEMS:

JAWBREAKER: cause two random blocks to be shaken out of an enemy’s tower, and a 1 in 3 chance of them losing a random block the next turn (roll a 3 on a d3)
WHIPPED CREAM: become disoriented, losing the ability to decide what blocks you pick for one round. Effects stack if multiples are played on the same team; does not affect special attacks.
PEANUT BRITTLE: removes two blocks of your choosing from an enemy’s tower.

Discussion

[soulping]

Re: Discussion

[fearfulofthe]

[. . . FOOD EVERYWHERE?]

Re: Discussion

[tatsumi_textiles]

So! Who're we hitting?

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

[Looking at the candy...]

[And sighing and thinking.]

Re: Discussion

[hyanaimne]

. . . the hell kind of game is this?

[also ew, candy]

Re: Discussion

[suzinkazan]

[She looks over the side.]

Unacceptable.

Unacceptable.

UNACCEPTABLE.

I am not falling in that.

Jawbreaker on another team this round.

Turn-In

[soulping]

[ please select blocks based on their number; the numbers are on the spreadsheet provided. Ex: 10.1, 3.3, etc ]

[ Add any special items here too! ]

Re: Turn-In

[fuhrinkaed]

Whipped Cream on rats.

We will knock out 10.2 and 9.3 this turn.

ROUND 2

[soulping]

RESULTS

[soulping]

Blocks 10.2 and 9.3 are removed!

- With a SNAP, blocks 3.1 and 2.3 turn into peanut brittle and crumble away.
- With a RUMBLE, blocks 8.1 and 5.1 fall out. Jawbreaker earthquake!

Your tower looks SLIGHTLY WOBBLY.

Discussion

[soulping]

Re: Discussion

[tatsumi_textiles]

Shit!

[Not gonna get dogpiled, huh?]

Re: Discussion

[suzinkazan]

[Oh thank god.]

...Let's hit the orange team with the Jawbreaker, this round.

[THEY'RE P. UNSTABLE.]

Re: Discussion

[hyanaimne]

[sigh . . . ]

Perhaps we should hit Gulgallana.

Turn-In

[soulping]

Re: Turn-In

[fuhrinkaed]

Peanut brittle > Vanlectryon, 9.1/9.3
Jawbreaker > Vanlectryon

Removing 7.3 and 1.2

ROUND 3

[soulping]

RESULTS

[soulping]

- With a final RUMBLE, block 8.2 falls away in the last of the previous jawbreaker earthquake.
- Blocks 7.3 and 1.2 are removed from your tower.
- With a wet PLOP, whipped cream falls on...everything. You are unable to choose your blocks for ONE round.

Your tower looks SORT OF WOBBLY.

Discussion

[soulping]

Re: Discussion

[tatsumi_textiles]

...wait- we're still here?

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

...How hard did Ratatotskr get hit?

[--And the unlucky shake. Well, it's fine.]

I guess there's nothing to do but sit back and relax.

I could try conjuring more peanut brittle, but that probably won't do anything.

Turn-In

[soulping]

ROUND 4 - FINAL ROUND

[soulping]

RESULTS

[soulping]

- The whipped cream causes 6.1 and 4.1 to fall from your tower.
- With a CRACK, blocks 1.1 and 7.1 turn into peanut brittle and disappear.
- With a CRACK, block 3.2 turns into peanut brittle and disappears.

Your tower FALLS. You gently slow fall down into the great jello below you, and get to enjoy swimming around in it until you feel slowly drawn back to the picnic tables....