BARGHEST

[soulping]

You step into a simple, comfortable room with plenty of squishy armchairs to sit in. On a table nearby is a basket, containing: a small, plush doll version of the team member wearing the tiara, complete with its own tiara (and a rather fabulous dress); 5 plush toy cats in your team’s color; and 10 tea cup traps.

Most of the floor is taken up by a large grid.

Any items you manage to retrieve from your opponents will be in Gulgallana's color!

Comments

ROUND 1 - SETUP

[soulping]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

--ugh. Really . . .

[ staring with disdain to the doll version of her, and the dress ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[culpa]

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

It's a game of strategy. Well, how about we pick spots for our cats, first? We can work our traps around the cats.

Re: DISCUSSION

[culpa]

. . strategy is not really my thing.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

. . .hm. Well . . . How about we each pick half? I'll start.

D5, for the . . . Ugh. Princess.

Re: DISCUSSION

[culpa]

E4 for a cat?

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

Certainly.

DECISION

[soulping]

List what you're hiding under what co-ordinates!

Re: DECISION

[culpa]

purple = princess
pink = cats
grey = tea

ROUND 2

[soulping]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

DECISION

[soulping]

Re: DECISION

[culpa]

ROUND 3

[soulping]

RESULTS

[soulping]

[You have gained +2 broken tea cups and +1 cat, and missed two times! You have lost one cat.]

[Oops, you missed! GLUB GLUB TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR OF COLD TEA GLUB GLUB]

[Whoa! You’re pelted by a sudden blizzard of flour.]

[One person on your team begins to sparkle — “bright, glittering, fairy dust and disco lights-style” sparkle.]

[One person on your team is suddenly six inches tall.]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[culpa]

[ guess who developed a fear of fucking tea thanks to a certain asshole and is currently. stripping off all of his outer layers of clothes so he can throw them to the side and try to shake out his hair. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

[ . . . TINY YELLING ]

Alya!??

Re: DISCUSSION

[culpa]

[ SORRY, HE'S BUSY STRIPPING. and rubbing at his hair with his shirt to try and get the smell off, at least. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

[ FLAILS. JUMPS. WTF DONT THROW YOUR CLOTHES AT ME I AM TINY AND UNNOTICEABLE ]

Alya! Be decent!!

[bloomnobly]

[ glitters in the corner here ]

Goodness, this party is wilder than expected.

[culpa]

[ i'm sorry i can't hear you or even fucking see you over all of this shaking and yelling and trying very hard to get rid of this shit. ]

[recode]

[ . . . C-climbs on his foot and kind of. Pats his ankle ]

Alya!

[culpa]

[ NOPE, NOT EVEN NOTICING HER. aand turning to run over to one of the chairs once he. gives up on his clothes. ]

A-aaa--. .

[recode]

[ I'M ON YOUR FUCKING FOOT

YELPS AND CLINGS AS HE MOVES AND ATTACHES HERSELF TO HIS LEG????? ]

[bloomnobly]

[ ha ha ha silly yuu-san

TIME TO TAKE THE REIGNS ]

DECISION

[soulping]

[bloomnobly]

[ of course it's pink what else would it be ]

END RESULTS

[soulping]

[You have gained +1 cat, +1 broken teacup, and you have missed three times. You have lost your princess, one cat, and two teacups.]

[Oops; another miss. This time, it’s a storm of salt.]

[I hope you like baking powder, kids, because now you get to deal with a whole cloud of it.]

[SPLAT. Out of nowhere, you’re splattered and slathered by a hail of soft, creamy butter.]

[One person on your team will find themselves saying the exact opposite of what they meant to say.]