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epona

You are HUGH TUMOORE and you've been afflicted with a variant of DRAGON SICKNESS! How tragic. Don't worry, you're still highly valuable in the eyes of science. Your targets are:

DR. ANGIE O'PLASTY
DR. ANN T. BIOTIC
DR. ARTHUR MOMETER
DR. COLIN AMBULANCE
DR. DEE FIBRILATOR
DR. OBI GIN

Choose 2 per round.

You have 20 coins in your GOVERNMENT REIMBURSMENT fund. Each successful infection will gain you 10 coins.

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Toxin, 1 dose, will infect an entire team with 1 random variant | 10 coins
Resistance boost, gain 1 point of protection against Physicians | 10 coins

All items are self-use only.

Edited 2015-05-19 00:36 (UTC)

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

You're infected with STRAIN 3# of DRAGON SICKNESS: TRANSFORMATION. You're wearing a headpiece that cannot be removed.

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

Your infection is unchanged.

Edited 2015-05-19 02:18 (UTC)

BANK: 30
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You have been cured.

Edited 2015-05-19 04:44 (UTC)

All right! I'm a dragon!

[Someone's chipper about this, considering she was a literal snake monster like a day ago]

Not even a cool dragon!

Speak for yourself. I'm always cool.

You wish.

[ but whatever, WE'RE ON AN IMPORTANT MISSION HERE. ]

Who d'you wanna infect first?

If I had to wish for something like that, I wouldn't wish from you....

Um.... let's go with the two dumbest names!

You should!

Hm... Arthur Mometer.

Nah, you're pretty lame.

And Dee Fibrilator! Those guys must have gotten so picked on in school....

Take that back-!!

.... You're right...

[A PAUSE]

I shouldn't be so insensitive to poor Mometer and Fibrilator....

STARRRR.

[It could be worse, she could be ignoring you right now, like half the tean!!!]

I had no idea you had so many strong feelings about Mometer and Fibriltor....

Edited 2015-05-19 01:26 (UTC)